I'm Bored Joke Time I'll Start

[Salome]

yay

fun-ny

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[U2Byrd]

I'll start follow up with your best.

Math Class:
> >
> >Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
> >"Why?" asks the father.
> >
> >"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3' I said "6"
> >
> >"But that's right!"
> > "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'
> >"What's the f**king difference?" asks the father.
> >
> >"That's what I said!"

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[U2Byrd]

OK I will reply to my own post. We did Math so here is Grammar.

> >Grammar:
> >One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
> >show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the
> >same sentence twice.
> >First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
> >bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
> >"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
> >Michael.
> > "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,"
> >he said. "Excellent, Michael!"
> >Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner
> >table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said,
> >'Beautiful... just f**king beautiful'"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hey, go to my thread if you wanna joke.

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A vampire or a victim
It depends on who's around

 

[SicilianGoddess]

You could at least clean up the fwd before you post.