If U2 were the Village People...

[CTU2fan]

Who would they dress up as?

Edge would clearly be the FIREMAN

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

first person to post a still from the Discotheque video wins a cookie...

 

[Aardvark747]

Village People

 

[CTU2fan]

Village People

you say?

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man are you listening to me?
Young man, young man what do you wanna be?

Y-M-C-A
you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
no man, young man does it all by himself
young man, young man put your pride on the shelf

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A

YMCA>>>Some Days Are Better Than Others

 

[redhotswami]

you say?

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man are you listening to me?
Young man, young man what do you wanna be?

Y-M-C-A
you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
no man, young man does it all by himself
young man, young man put your pride on the shelf

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A

YMCA>>>Some Days Are Better Than Others

In the Navy > YMCA > SoDABTO!

 

[Tiger Edge]

first person to post a still from the Discotheque video wins a cookie...

Deeeelayed. But I still win a cookie.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Deeeelayed. But I still win a cookie.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Can I have a glass of milk?

 

[No spoken words]

There's one in my signature.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Well now I need a napkin...

 

[europop2005]

If you give a tiger a cookie...he'll want a glass of milk with it...

if you give a tiger a glass of milk...

 

[No spoken words]

Well now I need a napkin...

You and your demands!

I live to serve, luckily for you.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Can I have a mirror to see if I have a milk mustache??

 

[No spoken words]

Can I have a mirror to see if I have a milk mustache??

Sigh...

 

[Tiger Edge]

I need a haircut. Can I have a pair of scissors?

 

[No spoken words]

All I have is this:

 

[Tiger Edge]

That'll work, Mulan style! But now look at all the hair on the floor.

I need a vacuum cleaner.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oy vey...

 

[No spoken words]

 

[No spoken words]

oy vey...

SILENCE!!!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

SILENCE!!!!

Powerjuice?

 

[Tiger Edge]

Interference is so filthy. Especially in Everything You Know Is Right...

I'm going to have to clean up this town, cause I'm Mayor Goldie Wilson and I like the sound of that!!

Edit: Now I'm exhausted. I'll need a pillow so I can take a quick nap.

 

[No spoken words]

Powerjuice?

Nice recovery.

 

[No spoken words]

Interference is so filthy. Especially in Everything You Know Is Right...

I'm going to have to clean up this town, cause I'm Mayor Goldie Wilson and I like the sound of that!!

Edit: Now I'm exhausted. I'll need a pillow so I can take a quick nap.

Sleep well!

 

[Tiger Edge]

Can you read me a book with lots of pictures in it? I can't seem to fall asleep.

 

[No spoken words]

Can you read me a book with lots of pictures in it? I can't seem to fall asleep.

I'll instead write you an original Haiku, ok?

Pla the Great can't sleep
She cuts her hair with a sword
Which is pretty cool

She is the mayor
Of a town that needs cleaning
I like pizza pie

 

[Tiger Edge]

I want to write haiku!! Can I have a pen please?

 

[No spoken words]

I want to write haiku!! Can I have a pen please?

Shhhhhh. Sleep now.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep (Pla), sleep to-ni-ight.

And may your twisted dreams, be realiz(ed).

 

[Dalton]

.... lance's mom joke.

This one is just WAY to damn easy, but it needed to be done. Sigh.

 

[Tiger Edge]

I'm not fucking ti(red)!

Give me a piece of tape so I can tape this fucking haiku to the fucking fridge and we can fucking finish the story!!!!!

Fuck!