If the members of U2 were your teachers?

[Varitek]

Bono: How to self plagiarize and get away with it

 

[coolian2]

Edge: How to play the same note for five minutes and get away with it

 

[kingofsorrow]

bono: how to talk for hours and not say anything

edge: how to make your own guitar out of nothing but your underwear.

adam: how to be a pimp

larry: how to build a 400ft wall around your house and make it tax deductable.

 

[AchtungGirl219]

Bono would teach me how to kneel.


Seriously though, 80's Bono could teach poetry...

 

[Cin]

bono: how to talk for hours and not say anything

edge: how to make your own guitar out of nothing but your underwear.

adam: how to be a pimp

larry: how to build a 400ft wall around your house and make it tax deductable.

 

[Varitek]

Bono would teach me how to kneel.

No, no, your LOVE would teach me how to kneel.

 

[coolian2]

That's a one-on-one course anyway

 

[kingofsorrow]

there's only 1 thing bono will want you to kneel for................................

 

[The Sad Punk]

Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth?

 

[coolian2]

Well, if you wanna kiss the sky

 

[kingofsorrow]

on your knees...........................

 

[Varitek]

That's a one-on-one course anyway

sign me up if Bono is teaching it

/pleba

 

[kingofsorrow]

bono: how to be a midget and still get seen.

 

[coolian2]

He'd be so busy with Africa commitments he'd just give you this diagram to study

 

[Varitek]

He'd be so busy with Africa commitments he'd just give you this diagram to study

That's lesson 1.

Lesson 2:

Lesson 3:

 

[coolian2]

I don't have a response that doesn't see me going through a heap of google porn in the hope there might be a funny kneeling pic

 

[Varitek]

I don't have a response that doesn't see me going through a heap of google porn in the hope there might be a funny kneeling pic

just throw "sex positions" into your search box with kneel to cut down on time

 

[coolian2]

There's only so many penises i want to look at in a day


And that's zero

 

[Varitek]

There's only so many penises i want to look at in a day


And that's zero

That's sad. You need to learn to love your own body.

 

[Axver]

That's sad. You need to learn to love your own body.

That has got to be the call of the night.

And that's saying something, given tonight's EYKIW hilarity.

 

[Varitek]

And I just found a really, really funny link that explains sex positions with the illustrations and language of a children's book. But I don't want to get banned.

 

[coolian2]

That's sad. You need to learn to love your own body.

Excuse me for not having a really big mirror in the bathroom

And I just found a really, really funny link that explains sex positions with the illustrations and language of a children's book. But I don't want to get banned.

It already sounds funny

 

[kingofsorrow]

That's sad. You need to learn to love your own body.

this is a class that adam would most likely teach.

 

[Axver]

And I just found a really, really funny link that explains sex positions with the illustrations and language of a children's book. But I don't want to get banned.

Written by Bono to capitalise on his Peter and the Wolf success?

 

[Varitek]

this is a class that adam would most likely teach.

Written by Bono to capitalise on his Peter and the Wolf success?

written by xahlee. that, with the search terms mentioned above, should allow you to find it.

 

[TranceEnding]

I went to a Catholic girls school unfortunately ... so I'm just trying to imagine if we had Sister Bono

 

[Galeongirl]

Edge, definately chemistry or science or something related to that
Bono would be good for philosophy or poetry, two subjects I'd only take for the sake of Bono being my teacher
Adam would be the most relaxed music teacher
and Larry for PE

 

[Miringeltje]

I'm a teacher.
u2 as co-workers.
please!

 

[Rosebud]

...how to sing.



...and have soul.













(and speak Spanish Gaelic )

 

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