"I thought I had to poop, but I only had to fart"

[shart1780]

I remember an interview with Bono when he said this. I can't remember exactly when it was, but I think it was from the Zoo TV era.

Can anyone help me out?

 

[Chizip]

i hate it when i think i only have to fart but then it turns out i had to poop, kind of messy

 

[FungusAmongus]

I remember an interview with Bono when he said this. I can't remember exactly when it was, but I think it was from the Zoo TV era.

Can anyone help me out?

I can just picture Bono saying this...

 

[typhoon]

This thread has a lot of promise, I think.

 

[Numbology]

it's one shitty thread

 

[FungusAmongus]

pooping is very fun, indeed.

does anyone else feel a sudden "blissful" feeling when they are about to shit and right in the process of shitting?
supposedly there are brain chemicals effected by this bodily action that are released... and sometimes can cause this. very true!

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

I never read Bono saying anything like this. I gots to read this now.

 

[u2granny]

It would be kind of a crappy quote.

 

[The Disciple]

This is crappin.... I mean CRACKING me up....

 

[thetitans2k]

Whats worse is when you think you have to fart and you shart(when shit comes out during a fart).

 

[HelloAngel]

 

[00Kevin]

Whats worse is when you think you have to fart and you shart(when shit comes out during a fart).

Nothing is worse than that, especially since that would usually happen in your pants

 

[timothius]

I'm convinced that lyric could seemlesly slide into Gloria somehwere.

 

[stonecircle]

WHA????????????

BONO POOPS AND FARTS?????????

NO...I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Palace_Hero]

This is the most offensive thread I've ever come across on Int.

My moderator minions, close this now. Yeehaw!

 

[david]

Bono had to POP.

 

[Palace_Hero]

 

[U2NSTLOU]

This is the best thing that I've read all day! after haveing a super crappy day. Now I need to find the windex to clean the spit off of my screen.

 

[martha]

I'm convinced that lyric could seemlesly slide into Gloria somehwere.

This is the one that made me spit on my screen.

 

[FungusAmongus]

It could fit in "A Celebration" too.

 

[Meghan]

I thought it could fit pretty well into Mercy.

 

[U2girl]

"I tried to fart this all night,
but I can't shit right now,
only in my pants..."

"if you're gas, I'm the release
if you're constipation, I'm the opposite...
when I was ripping the stiches
of my own pants
Faaaaaaart"

 

[KUEFC09U2]

"I tried to fart this all night,
but I can't shit right now,
only in my pants..."

"if you're gas, I'm the release
if you're constipation, I'm the opposite...
when I was ripping the stiches
of my own pants
Faaaaaaart"

 

[BVS]

Wow, you miss a few nights of sleep and you find yourself in 3rd grade again...

 

[MsMofoGone]

I can't shit right now

Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to crap, only farted

 

[u2granny]

Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to crap, only farted

Then I thought I'd take a chance
Tried to fart and crapped my pants.

 

[HelloAngel]

I LOVE POTTY HUMOR!!! MOre more!!!

 

[U2girl]

"shake shake!
I believe in the atomic bomb
but you should see what my gasses can do"

 

[Bono's Doll]

I can hardly believe that Bono does that--I can't even say it.

 

[Jdragonfly]

This was a good thread...Thank you!!!
I laughed so hard I snorted...(not farted)

(I no longer wonder at my love for Kevin Smith movies.)