I cried when I heard Bono fart.

[Billie Midol]

Cheers but its not in reference to anything bad, bonos left shoulder is awesome. Plus Im a dude so I dont really like what people think it is.

That's cool,I knew you were a dude.....and if you like Bono's shoulder,I can dig that...do you mind if I ask what it is exactly that you like about Bono's shoulder?

 

[bono_man2002]

I cant stop on these things now!...someone may have done this already....

I like the smell , of my own Farts
I didnt give anyone else the choice
I guess i shouldnt have eaten
that Tor-Tortise
I'm racing to the toliet again

 

[Billie Midol]

cant rule your fart
a smelling some much stonger
then before
your arse is smelling
it'll kill us all
duck for cover

oh no oh no
your gonna kill us all ya now
it smells like everything i wish i didnt know
and that, smells like something
I CAN'T FEEEEEEL

OMG!! I am laughing so hard my sides hurt...

 

[Billie Midol]

I cant stop on these things now!...someone may have done this already....

I like the smell , of my own Farts
I didnt give anyone else the choice

That's the best one yet!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

may want to see the edition one.....

I like the smell , of my own Farts
I didnt give anyone else the choice
I guess i shouldnt have eaten
that Tor-Tortise
I'm racing to the toliet again

 

[Miggy D]

If you could leave
Then the smell would go away
Leave
And my nose would be ok
Leave
And you'd really make my day

 

[AtomicLemon]

Bono_Man - Can ya send me the rare tracks .. please?

 

[bono_man2002]

Bono_Man - Can ya send me the rare tracks .. please?

you may already be in there...whats your address?

 

[Billie Midol]

I cant stop on these things now

Neither can I....

Daddy's gonna pay for your crashed fart
A ha sha la

 

[bono_man2002]

These Smelly Farts
will do me no good

I'm going to to toliet, to do another one
later i'll go to the desert and do another one.

 

[Billie Midol]

If you could leave
Then the smell would go away
Leave
And my nose would be ok
Leave
And you'd really make my day

Miggy, you da queen of gas tunes ,girl!!!

 

[Miggy D]

Miggy, you da queen of gas tunes ,girl!!!

Dude, here!

 

[AtomicLemon]

atomiclemonaid@yahoo.co.uk

But I live in Los Angeles now.

 

[bono_man2002]

I dont know if i can smell
wont you use the toliet please
I need Some release, Release, Release
Use The Toliet Please

 

[Billie Midol]

You've got to leave this behind
Leave this smelly behind
All that you farted
All that you squeeled
All that you poofed
All your one cheek sneaks
All that Mexican food
All of that beer
All this you hear
from your big behind...

I am so silly I better get some sleep,you guys are great,thanks for making me laugh!

 

[Billie Midol]

Dude, here!

Sorry Miggy,...you da king!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

You've got to leave this behind
Leave this smelly behind
All that you farted
All that you squeeled
All that you poofed
All your one cheek sneaks
All that Mexican food
All of that beer
All this you hear
from your big behind...

I am so silly I better get some sleep,you guys are great,thanks for making me laugh!

i'm going straight to this thread when i get back from work.

 

[Billie Midol]

I dont know if i can smell
wont you use the toliet please
I need Some release, Release, Release
Use The Toliet Please

I may have to do just that ,I am laughing so hard...

 

[Billie Midol]

i'm going straight to this thread when i get back from work.

Rock on, bono_man2002!

 

[Miggy D]

Under the covers
You will not smell the others
Cause they smell smell smell, smell bad
And they'll reach you if I move

These are far worse than the one before
Maybe I should sleep on the floor

And for the first time
It feels wet

 

[bono_man2002]

Under the covers
You will not smell the others
Cause they smell smell smell, smell bad
And they'll reach you if I move

These are far worse than the one before
Maybe I should sleep on the floor

And for the first time
It feels wet

 

[Billie Midol]

Under the covers
You will not smell the others
Cause they smell smell smell, smell bad
And they'll reach you if I move

These are far worse than the one before
Maybe I should sleep on the floor

And for the first time
It feels wet

OMG!!!

That one did me in,Miggy! Hilarious!

 

[Miggy D]

From the place between my thighs
There lurks a smell I can't deny
I'm warning you

Slightly sad I ate that plate
Of beans and rice from Taco Crate
And I know it's comin'...
With or Without Poo
With or Without Poo

Through the hall's the bathroom door
I'll run real fast, but my butt's sore
And this fart will come through
With or Without Poo
With or Without Poo, uh huh
It will come
With or Without Poo

 

[bono_man2002]

You Wont Believe What i am capable
I'm gonn a blow a hole
In your table.

 

[paulrg]

I farted when I heard Bono cry

 

[Miggy D]

I cried when I heard you farting when you heard Bono cry.

It's kind of hard sometimes to 'hear' someone cry, unless it's a really loud cry. I personally like the 'no noise, silent tears dripping down stoic face' cry.

 

[neutral]

This thread's been a teeny bit inappropriate/borderline for awhile now. We've also gotten complaints, so I'm going to go ahead and close it.