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Old 09-05-2002, 01:08 PM   #1
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I love this...

September 5, 2002
From The Daily Star:


Just Too Tacky...

She's flaunted her fabulous curves on the small screen for a good ten years now.

But just when we thought we'd seen all Pamela Anderson has to offer, she shows even more. The ex-Baywatch babe looked
like a porn star at Trudie Styler's charity bash in Cannes when she arrived in a hideous see-through green chiffon number.

We known you've spent a lot on perfecting your body, Pammy, but surely you've got some pennies left to splurge on a bra
and panties?

And maybe some specs.

For anyone with such dreadful dress sense must surely be hard of seeing.

Or maybe it would be a good idea to just sack your stylist.

Meanwhile, better-dressed stars at Trudie's bash included Naomi Campbell, Bono, Claudia Schiffer, Ricky Martin, Bryan Adams -
and, of course, Trudie's husband Sting.

Guests were treated to a spectacular sunset as they supped champers and scoffed canapes before being taken onto a very
special concert.

In the gardens of the magnificent villa, Sting played a blistering set and was joined on stage by pals including Patti Labelle, who
stole the show.

The original Lady Marmalade star dragged Bono from the wings and Ricky Martin from the crowd for an ultra-kitsch performance.

Earlier, a double act of Gerard Depardieu and Bono had the celeb-packed crowd in stitches when the U2 star paid homage to
his Geordie pal Sting.

Bono joked: "He's good-looking, fit and one of the greatest songwriters to come out of Newcastle - but God is fair, and he has
no penis!" The star-studded crowd went wild.

After the concert, guests were led down a candle-lit walkway for a dinner of seabass washed down with bubbly, then a cabaret
of dancing girls.

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Old 09-06-2002, 08:34 AM   #3
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Bono's a trip.
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he has no penis
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*Does the same thing as KhanadaRhodes*

Oh, geez...thank you, Bono...hehe...

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