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Old 10-24-2001, 10:40 PM   #1
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FOR IMMEDIATE CONSIDERATION: I Hereby Submit the Nomination of Zoomerang96...

...for the award of Interferencer of All Time.

Yes, despite his ill-conceived rankings posted tonight, he still deserves the Living Legend award of all awards as the interferencer who has had the greatest impact on the web-based community known as www.interference.com.

No one has caused more strife, wreaked more havoc, or distributed more wrath upon this domain than he, the legendary deathbear, And his actions have made this place a battlefield of ideals and egoes while also giving it a familiar grace and a fun-filled destination.

Yes, folks, I am talking about zoomerang96, the sole individual whose earlier fundamentalist postings attracted one of our greatest debaters, the legendary Melon. Also, the one who surpassed the prophet rougerum in the total number of handles/screennames. The one who first conceived the idea of posting critiques of other people's post, despite the fact that those people had done nothing to harm him. The interferencer who thinks more of himself than Johnny Bravo does of his own diamond self.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about he whom you know as the Silvertoned one, the
man with the golden voice, Professional Lunch Eaters' Man-of-the-Year, Shakespeare's worst nightmare, the inventor of Pizza-In-A-Cup, master of the King's language, he who walks the rows...none other than zoomerang96, Cow of the Seas, deathbear, Flag Pole Pear, Quano Abidji-Achibi, Supreme Cutlas, Hent the Power Bear, Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear, Red Ships of Scalla-Fiesta and whatever other stupid, conceited name he came up with in his ego overload.

And now, just before he goes into exile in Europe along with the former Prime Minister of Pakistan (where he claimed U2 was performing), he posts a thread which insults all of us and the spirit of community in this forum.

I concede: I allowed his vile demeanor to influence me in putting into action a horrid scheme I concocted months ago. I am still trying to forgive myself for that.

So, friends, let us lift our glasses and celebrate the new day dawning in interference (and geographically North America, but our European friends will now be cursed with his presence).

Is this a tribute, a fond farewell? Or is it more of a joyous expulsion of goofy little bear-man with a Sybil complex? I ask each of you to decide for yourselves.

Rejoice, if you are with me.

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I second that! Deathbear! Deathbear!

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Old 10-24-2001, 10:50 PM   #3
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meh. he's just a cheap rougerum knockoff anyway.
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Old 10-24-2001, 10:54 PM   #4
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meh. he's just a cheap rougerum knockoff anyway.
HE IS NOT, SKEEK!!

*toasts to deathbear*

even though he rated me a lousy three.



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Old 10-24-2001, 10:58 PM   #5
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This endless devotion will only inflate his ego even further!!

But I willingly applaud U2Bama's wise choice of words and this thread which gives a sense of "farewell" to the deathbear which dwells among us.

Awww who am I fooling...

Even I continue to inflate his massive ego... even after the report card issued to me

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Old 10-24-2001, 11:45 PM   #6
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I remember being interested in Interference first because of U2.

I remember being interested in Interference secondly because of deathbear posts. When I first started reading the board last school year, I remember my eyes reading some of his posts and interupting class silence with bursts of laughter. I remember getting in trouble for saying "what the fuck?" out loud at times. Thanks you fiend!
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Old 10-24-2001, 11:51 PM   #7
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this is a crowning achievment, and it trully makes me appreciate you people less. now that i have gained the platinum support of my peoples, i spit on you, and demand nothing short of blind-love for me.

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&^$#*@!5$#@!&
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those are mutant bears

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It looks like an a cappella quintet of stupid bears. I beat they do that Yes song, "Leave It," from 1983.
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those are mutant bears
Good coz you're a mutant.

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Old 10-25-2001, 12:15 AM   #12
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mutant this.

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Old 10-25-2001, 12:31 AM   #13
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Shut up.
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mutant this.

I'll mutant your FACE!!!



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Old 10-25-2001, 12:37 AM   #15
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oooo... touche calluna!

foray make me, and you do not need to post anywhere i do, so scram.

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Old 10-25-2001, 12:41 AM   #16
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oh, you wish!

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Old 10-25-2001, 12:48 AM   #17
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come here little girl, theres some candy waiting for you, it beckons you to join all the pretty little flowers in chat-land!

come on little girl, be a friend and join us where lots of treats, nick-nacks, pattywacks, and gingersnaps await you!

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Old 10-25-2001, 12:51 AM   #18
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Can't. I have to be somewhere in an hour. Before that I have to shower, preen, eat my grub, cut my nails, pinch myself, read the book I just borrowed, clean my room, feed the birds, slap the cat etc.

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have a wonderful day foray.

hey that rhymes...

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'foray' doesn't rhyme with 'rhymes', dumbass.

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