For a stretch of about a week...

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For about a week I ran out of batteries for my lengthy walk to school, so I started making parodies of U2 songs. Feel free to bitch a little about "ruining great songs", but not too much, or try to improve the flow of them a bit. If you want to see more let me know. This one only took 10 minutes and I did have a week!

Tide (In the Name of Dove) *It's about soap!

One man come, with a load of whites,
one man come with darks.
One man wash with a full cycle,
One man with econo!

Refrain
In the name of Dove
Clean hands in the name of Dove.
In the name of Dove,
Clean hands in the name of Dove.

One man caught without any clean socks
one man he has soap.
One man wash out the stains of grass,
one man restored with hope!

Refrain

Early morning, just about four,
man winds up at the machine side.
Last load in, your out of cash,
it's a good thing that you used Tide!

Refrain
 
LOL, Skeek. I demand lyrics to that one!

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Still Elevated...
 
LOL! That's some good stuff, Stuff.

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nice work, GWS!
I'd love to see more of these songs.

This reminds me of U2Fish. Anyone remember that thread from waaay back? (it had song parodies about fish)
 
Some lays are boring, some lays are snoring
Some lays come quicker, other lays are thicker
Some lays take less, but most lays take more
Some slip off your sofa and onto the floor


Some lays you're quick, but most lays you're speedy
Some lays you use more force than is necessary
Some lays just drop in on us
Some lays are better than others


Some lays can tend to be rough
And what you got is not enough
Some lays are better than others


Some lays are slippy, other lays sloppy
Some lays you can't stand the sight of a hooters girl
Your **** is limp but you think you're a sex god
Some lays are better than others


Some lays you wake up with with Mr. Winky complaining
Some crooked lays you wish you were aiming
Some lays are sexy, some lays have a twin
And some lays are hookers that won't let you in


Some lays you you cant stand her voice
Bitching at you at your mother's place
Some lays are better than others


Some lays are honest, some lays are not
Some lays you're thankful for what you've got
Some lays you wake up in a puddle
And some lays you walk out the door


Some lays are work, most lays its like a toy
Some lays you feel like a bit of dirty boy
Lookin' for Wanda and her mother
Some lays are better than others

Some lays you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some lays are better than others
 
its ok, beargirl, were one but were not the same.

*is going to start quoting u2 lyrics in with all his posts in honor of sg

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You rawk, flygirl.

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[This message has been edited by Angela Harlem (edited 10-21-2001).]
 
Originally posted by grace:


This reminds me of U2Fish. Anyone remember that thread from waaay back? (it had song parodies about fish)

Yes. That was hilarioius! Lemme see:

Salmon(to the tune of Lemon)

Salmon,
she had salmon
but never in the daylight
she had salmon
and she held it so tight

midnight is where the hunt begins
midnight is where the hunt begins

salmon,
she had salmon
but always in the moonlight
she caught salmon
and it's for dinner tonight

woman sees a fish
a moving fish
it dreams of leaving yet it always leaves behind

midnight is when the fish will swim
midnight is when the fish will swim

salmon, she wants selmon tonight
if she can catch it
she'll be cursing all night.



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