Extra Special Fan Edition of How to Dismantle an Atomic Boob

[paulrg]

How about a special version for interferencers and other hard core fans where Bono introduces each of the tracks in the manner he does on stage with a little background on each song. For example how he introduced Miracle Drug the other night @ CD:UK & City of Blinding Lights on TOTP, and Kite/Bad/One on the last tour

 

[Desert Rose]

An atomic boob?

 

[what a bomb!]

wouldn't mind seeing a atomic boob! ...snigger!

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

Reminds me of a Woody Allen movie for some reason.

 

[BAW]

I thought my eyestrain was catching up to me again!

 

[shart1780]

How do you knowhe had an introduction for Miracle Drug?

 

[BonoFox1]

Atomic boob?.....I don't get it....did you mean Atomic Bomb or did Bono introduce the title as Atomic Boob??

 

[maro_chik]

*snicker*

 

[dandy]

if that was a typo, it's a good one. how to dismantle an atomic boob...

 

[BonoFox1]

if that was a typo, it's a good one. how to dismantle an atomic boob...

If IT was a typo, where was this persons mind at at the time??

 

[AtomicBono]

I want to see Bono's atomic manboob

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I haven't laughed this hard for so long. I didn't even notice it in the title until someone pointed this out...

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I want to see Bono's atomic manboob

I thought you said Bono's "atomic manhood"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

normally i fix people's typos in thread titles but...sorry, not this time!!!

 

[u2ulysses]

normally i fix people's typos in thread titles but...sorry, not this time!!!

Perv! I'm reporting you to a mod. Oh wait...

Atomic Boob Alert! In the event of an Atomic Boob, do the following:

1. Take cover! The safest place inside any building will be near the interior. Be sure to find a nice cozy spot, like in or on a bed.
2. Store emergency equipment permanently in a shelter. Like various lotions and moisturizers.
3. Remove heavy indoor items which might fall. Beware of double D's!

This was only a warning, in the even of a real Atomic Boob, a heightened state of excitement (mostly in males) usually is observed.

 

[AtomicBono]

I thought you said Bono's "atomic manhood"

well, I...really wouldn't mind that either...

...I'd better shut up before a mod gets me

u2ulysses: that's priceless

 

[Teta040]

Um..you mean Adam's?

*ducks*

Well, actually, it would be Edge's. 5 kids from 2 different women..you know what they say about quiet people...

 

[BonoFox1]

Um..you mean Adam's?

*ducks*

Well, actually, it would be Edge's. 5 kids from 2 different women..you know what they say about quiet people...

heh heh heh.....

 

[paulrg]

Oops.. Freudian slip or typo?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Jungian slip... even though that makes no sense... let's talk about archetypes!

I'm really really tired.

 

[paulrg]

How do you knowhe had an introduction for Miracle Drug?

I saw on one of the threads that reported on the CD:UK performance that Bono introduced Miracle Drug with the explanation of it being about the boy who went to their school who was paralysed but a drug gave him movement in his neck which meant he could type and then he wrote books.

 

[ElectricalVoice]

Why would you want to dismantle it?

 

[bonolady]

Atomic boob......... wonder what Bono would say if he reads this !!!

 

[kiwilad]

I think the important question that paul has raised here should not be overlooked. That is, how do you dismantle an atomic boob?
Does bono know but is holding out telling us until the release date, so that everyone will buy the album in a frenzy of self preservation and fear. Are atomic boobs dangerous before you meddle with them? Are they allowed into countries with nuclear free policies? What do people with atomic boobs use them for? Will Bono be dismantling any on stage?

 

[Desert Rose]

Will Bono be dismantling any on stage?

 

[starsforu2]

How do you dismantle an Atomic Boob?

With Love, lot's and lot's of love!

 

[AquariumDrinker]

The whole thread:

 

[Teta040]

There better not be any lactating women reading this....

 

[Cruela]

There better not be any lactating women reading this....

Lactating female coming through!

 

[Teta040]

Oh.....so there are lactating males?

Um..maybe I'd better shut up before a mod gets ME...

*Wipes tears*...the things we say online. Cruela...LMAO, and hope you're getting some sleep BTW!