Edge's recent solos

[Zoots]

Saying "Reality check!" is (to me at least) like saying "C'mon guys! Let's get real here! These are the facts!"

 

[No spoken words]

Let's move this to FYM and debate it there, where it belongs.....

 

[Zoots]

I think there is a bit of a difference between saying an album is perfect and telling people who disagree with you that they need a "reality check".

Exactly!!!

 

[No spoken words]

Zoots, you are going to use Axver as the voice of reason here? Will you say "exactly" when he tells you how shite Achtung Baby is???

 

[LemonMelon]

Saying "Reality check!" is (to me at least) like saying "C'mon guys! Let's get real here! These are the facts!"

No, no it's not. It's only that when they say "C'mon guys! Let's get real here! These are the facts!".

 

[Zoots]

Zoots, you are going to use Axver as the voice of reason here? Will you say "exactly" when he tells you how shite Achtung Baby is???

You are not making sense. Am I not allowed to agree with him on certain things and disagree on some others??? I share his love for Porcupine Tree and early 80s U2 but disagree with him on Achtung Baby.

 

[No spoken words]

You are not making sense. Am I not allowed to agree with him on certain things and disagree on some others??? I share his love for Porcupine Tree and early 80s U2 but disagree with him on Achtung Baby.

It's a joke, Zoots, obviously. I even put the smiley face in there for you.

Relax, you're taking this a little too seriously. Deep breath.

 

[Axver]

Zoots, you are going to use Axver as the voice of reason here? Will you say "exactly" when he tells you how shite Achtung Baby is???

I'll brainwash him one of these days.

 

[Zoots]

Great! Now I'm taking this too seriously? I thought this post was as serious as you have ever sounded:

You didn't. You started a thread and stated the greatness of the Foos first album like it was fact. It's not a fact, and their album, in my opinion, is far from perfect. That's all. If you're going to admonish people about how subjective music is, you just ought to keep that in mind, then.

Additionally, nobody in here is forcing an opinion on you, looked to me like an opinion was stated and you managed to take it personally.

 

[No spoken words]

Great! Now I'm taking this too seriously? I thought this post was as serious as you have ever sounded:

Zoots, I'm going to go ahead and move on now, as I've tried to do 3 posts in a row now. I'm sorry if I made a joke and you did not grasp it.

 

[No spoken words]

I'll brainwash him one of these days.

I sincerely doubt that. I do admire you're steadfastness regarding this topic, though, since you are so wildly in the minority. Cannot say I agree, as you know, but, hey, you've been clear and consistent about it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Lock liked Edge's recent solos, and now this thread will probably be closed thanks to you heathens.

 

[No spoken words]

There's no need to lock the thread. What would Jim Zorn think of your actions here, LM?

 

[Axver]

I sincerely doubt that. I do admire you're steadfastness regarding this topic, though, since you are so wildly in the minority. Cannot say I agree, as you know, but, hey, you've been clear and consistent about it.

When I'm dictator of the world, you'll have to agree with me or risk being shipped off to a prison where you're locked in solitary confinement and have Celine Dion's latest album blasted into your ears all day.

 

[LemonMelon]

There's no need to lock the thread. What would Jim Zorn think of your actions here, LM?

I believe you of all people would know the answer to that.

 

[Zoots]

Zoots, I'm going to go ahead and move on now, as I've tried to do 3 posts in a row now. I'm sorry if I made a joke and you did not grasp it.

Good idea! I really don't wanna argue with you about something as petty as this. You're a funny guy and I like you.

 

[No spoken words]

Good idea! I really don't wanna argue with you about something as petty as this. You're a funny guy and I like you.

Zoots, nor do I, trust me. The day I start arguing with you for real is the day I need to leave the blue crack alone; you're too nice of a guy for that.

LM, on the other hand, is someone I'd argue with anytime. Be it QB rankings or how shitty of a tune Lemon is.

 

[LemonMelon]

LM, on the other hand, is someone I'd argue with anytime. Be it QB rankings or how shitty of a tune Lemon is.

GFY, my friend.



Lemon is top 20 material, as of my last comprehensive top 200 U2 songs list, which features ratings of production levels, and accurate counts of certain key words such as "kneel", "trouble", and "Powerjuice".

 

[No spoken words]

Love - by U2

The Sun makes its way into the Eastern Sky
It's not for us to ask why
I want just one thing as the day breaks loose
I want a glass of Powerjuice

I kneel down to wash the floor
Debating about who is the sexiest of the Coors
I should go to Canada to hunt Moose
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Powerjuice sets our love free
Powerjuice belongs to you and to me
Powerjuice heals all of hate's wounds
Powerjuice will take us to Space Moon

I hope my soul lives forever and a day
I have very little left to say
I think certain interlanders are Obtuse
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Do you dislike the acoustic version of Desire?
Is it because it's too slow for Edge to catch fire?
I'm on Fire, by the way, is a song by Bruce
I want a glass of Powerjuice

Powerjuice

PowerJUUUUUUIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Zoots]

I think certain interlanders are Obtuse

WTF!

Do you dislike the acoustic version of Desire?
Is it because it's too slow for Edge to catch fire?
I'm on Fire, by the way, is a song by Bruce
I want a glass of Powerjuice

!!!

 

[LemonMelon]

Mercy - POWERJUICE edition

I was drinking some POWERJUICE... and it turned to blood
What's the use of religion... if you've got POWERJUICE
I know I'm POWERJUICE honey... and you're sugar
If you're the prosecution... I'll get away with drinking POWERJUICE without a permit
If you were ice... I'm POWERJUICE
And with your telescope... I can see POWERJUICE
We're not binary code, we're fuckin' POWERJUICE
You wanted violins... and you got POWERJUICE
You're gravity... searching for POWERJUICE
You're silence... searching for POWERJUICE
Your heart is aching... you want POWERJUICE, biatch
It's fascinating... I know I'll never be without POWERJUICE

I'm rippin' the stitches
Without two bottles of POWERJUICE to chug
I'm digging the ditches
Of someone else's love

POWERJUICE is when I lie
POWERJUICE puts the blue back in my eye
POWERJUICE will come again
I'll be gone again... again

If you're thirsty... POWERJUICE will quench it
If your heart is full of POWERJUICE, drink more of it, wussy biatch
And happiness is for... those who have POWERJUICE
You love POWERJUICE... too much
You always loved POWERJUICE... too much

When I was rippin' the stitches
Without two bottles of POWERJUICE to chug
I'm diggin' the ditches
Of someone else's luck

POWERJUICE is when I lie
POWERJUICE puts the blue back in my eye
POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again

POWERJUICE has got to be with the weak
Only then POWERJUICE gets a chance to speak
POWERJUICE will come again
I'll be gone again... again

I... I can't escape myself
I hear you talk
Feeling nothing
I fear nothing
Feel....

POWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICE

I can hear so much
Fear nothing
I feel so much
Fear... nothing

POWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICEPOWERJUICE

POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again
POWERJUICE is the end of history
The enemy of misery
POWERJUICE has come again
I am gone again

POWERJUICE is justice, a charity
POWERJUICE brings with it a clarity
POWERJUICE has come again
I'm alive again
Alive...

I am drinking POWERJUICE, baby I'm drinking it again and again
And again, and again and again and again
Again

POWERJUICE

 

[Axver]

BEST. MERCY. EVER.

Put that on the album.

 

[No spoken words]

I think we have the beginnings of a good album here. There's a theme, I wonder if anyone can see what it is.

 

[LemonMelon]

Should I make a thread for Powerjuice U2 parodies?

 

[phillyfan26]

Powerjuice (MLK)

Sleep, sleep tonight
And may you dream of Powerjuice
And if a glass of it
Pours itself
Oh let you drink
Let you drink it down
Mmmhmmm
So let you drink
So let you drink

Sleep, sleep tonight
And may you dream of Powerjuice
And if a glass of it
Pours itself
Oh let you drink
Let you drink it down
Mmmhmmm
So let you drink
So let you drink

 

[No spoken words]

Should I make a thread for Powerjuice U2 parodies?

Yes....encourage people to either adapt older songs, like you guys did, or to come up with new ones, like the blazingly creative NSW did.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yes....encourage people to either adapt older songs, like you guys did, or to come up with new ones, like the blazingly creative NSW did.

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=184457

 

[BVS]

Edge solos?

 

[Rob33]

this thread is so lame....

 

[No spoken words]

this thread is so lame....

Ohhhhhhh, that's rich.