ECONOMICS 101!!!

[Johnny Swallow]

I have a grand suggestion on how we can finance this site and make a hefty profit as well.

THE MASTERPLAN:
[*]Elvis buys a house, in downtown Frisco if possible
[*]Rig the house with microphones and video cameras everwhere.
[*]Funishes and makes the house suitble for party's every night.
[*]Elvis flys me....and 6 of the hottest girls from interference.com to San Francisco to have our lives taped 24/7.
[*]Then we see what happens when people stop being polite and start gettin' real.
[*]Www.GirlsOfInterference.Com is born , only $29.99 a month. (No cameras in my room though, heh heh)
[*]Elvis gets rich, and I get a girlfriend (or 6). Everybody wins.

Whaddayathink??????

 

[U2girl]

i see the "1 on 1" part of the title was very accurate...it was suspicious all along.

LOL

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"the beat of every U2 song is the pulse of every human heart"
- Carson Daly, introducing U2

the goal is soul

"be uncool, yes be awkward"

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 09-17-2001).]

 

[SicilianGoddess]

That is an excellent idea! Plus I live 20 minutes away from Frisco baby!

Can U2 come too?

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[Johnny Swallow]

NO. I am the only guy. And I can be the only musician there, all swooning is my responsibility.

 

[popkidu2]

I want my own house like that

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To use the old hippy saying, it ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. And right now. If you're listening to this CD, you're already watching the sunset in your mind, feeling the heat on your skin and whilling away the hours. Simply chilled. Best way to keep it, really. -Matthew Kershaw - Ibiza Sunset.

 

[what a bomb!]

Hey Johnny, to quote Gunther, "this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house!" lol

 

[Hent the Power Bear]

haha johnny can i join you? to make it fair, ill take place of the six girls. hows that for a great deal?

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-deathbear

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Why would anyone pay to watch me and you without hotties running around the place? That's a bad idea.

 

[Hent the Power Bear]

because me and you would be on there thats why. we can do all the same thing you and the girls would do except maybe the sex part, but so what. we could have good, wholesome family-friendly fun.

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-deathbear

 

[Sicy]

Damn, how would I decide between Juan and Teddy Bear??

 

[Johnny Swallow]

I'd rather have Fly Girl and 5 other girls there to spend lots of platonic friend time with...mayyybe.

[This message has been edited by Johnny Swallow (edited 09-17-2001).]

 

[Hent the Power Bear]

well juan, if it helps, why dont we practice smooching for when you move to the house with all the hot femininas?

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-deathbear

 

[Sicy]

Um.. ew.

 

[Hent the Power Bear]

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-deathbear

 

[Johnny Swallow]

If my first kiss belonged to you, I would kill myself by drinking acid, molten glass and turbo lax.

I'd kiss Fly Girl though.

 

[Sicy]

 

[NicaMom]

I'm very surprised to rad U2girls' reply!

Don Juan, MTV might be interested on your idea, I say send them the pilot!

 

[doctorwho]

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:

Whaddayathink??????

I think you'd be the first one voted out of the house - probably within the first 10 seconds.

Of course, that still leaves six Interference women to watch, which is 100000000x better than seeing your face more than once.

XOXO

 

[Hent the Power Bear]

haha!

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-deathbear

 

[The Wanderer]

you need to pay me money to have sex with swallow

 

[~LadyLemon~]

How much?

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Keep on Rockin' in the Free World

 

[Salome]

I would pay to see some of the before mentioned

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Johnny Swallow]

You get to see it all! I dust furniture in the nude! WHO WON'T PAY TO SEE THAT!?

 

[SicilianGoddess]

** runs away

!!!

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[christiana]

****!!!

Do you accept cash for subscription???

 

[Johnny Swallow]

I accept any form of currency, but we still have to find the 6 girls to live in the house.

[This message has been edited by Johnny Swallow (edited 09-18-2001).]

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Hmmm. Me, Calluna, Bonochick, Christiana, PopWhore (heh), SweetonU2, crap... only 6????

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[Johnny Swallow]

Hmmm...TripthroughUreWires should go too!

 

[NicaMom]

Invite U2girl!

 

[SicilianGoddess]

GOD NO!!!

LOL

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