create a wortensexy story...

[Whortense]

you know the drill. i start the story. the next person continues it. the next person adds more, etc.

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little whortense just turns 18. she and her 35 year old boyfriend, skylar, have been looking forward to this day for the longest time....

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Sicy]

little whortense says, "GREAT! Now we can go to R rated movies!"

But thats not what skylar had in mind...

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

So skylar says, "Let's make our own movies..."

But whoretense did not understand at all to her upmost intelligence what kind of movies he wanted to make...

 

[foray]

A puppy comes by and pees on skylar's feet. It then morphs into a chimera-looking creature and skylar shivers at the magnificent fangs staring back at him. Whoretense runs away but not without taking skylar's credit card. The 'puppy' then proceeds to bite skylar's head off. Blood spurts out like a sprinkler on drugs. There is no more skylar. Only a shrivelled brinjal.

foray

 

[Ormus]

A wry, 80 years young man named Strom Waverly III comes near Whortense. Whortense peaks into his pockets to reveal two quarters, a glow stick, and a travel-size Crisco container.

Ormus

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[shaun vox]

WHAT EVER DUDE.

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"BONO'S PRAYER HEAVENS AIR"

Dont believe the devil i dont believe his book.

 

[foray]

"What's that glowstick for, mister?" whortense asks him.

 

[ABEL]

"wouldn't you like to know" he replies

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

www.geocities.com/u2_celebrate/u2_celebration.html

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

And then Whoretense looks a little closer, and sees that it wasn't just the glowsticks that were glowing in his pants...

 

[blueeyes]

And then the pope called Whortense on the phone and asked for his Glowstick back. Whortense was so distraught...the pathos, the drama! Whortense fainted.

(LMFAO)

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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[Sicy]

skylar plants a hard kiss on whortense ryan phillipe style to wake her up.

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[Ormus]

Whortense is quickly startled, but soon smells something tasty and familiar.

"What?"

Licks lips.

"Is that juice? Mmm, smells good."

Licks lips and smiles softly, wryly even...

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[ACROB@T]

Whortense staggers down into the living room following the stronge odour to discover a huge Canadian moose standing in the living room sipping some Russian vodka in a bowl...she turns to skylar and asks......

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[Foxxern]

...asks "Does he usually do that?"

Skylar replies "No, he's more of a gin and tonic moose. And as for the mess he's left behind, well he's cleaning it up his own damn self this time. Now then, shall we fetch some champagne?"

Whortense replies "But, Skylie, it'll make me sleepy. Can't we just watch porn till the wee hours like we usually do?"

Just then, the moose charges the couple after drinking far too much vodka for its own good.

Skylar replies "Have no fear, for I've got...

 

[Calluna]

.....magic mushrooms!" Skylar proceeds to offer a portion of the mushrooms to the moose, who instantly becomes distracted enough to allow whortense and skylar to sneak past him. They leave the house and venture out into the warm night.




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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[Foxxern]

But just as they step out, they are instantly abducted by The Thing from Uranus! Brandishing his glowstick turned phasor, he takes them up to his spaceship where they are forced for hours and hours to...

 

[Sicy]

.... pluck chickens! Whortense is young and naive, and cant understand why there are chickens in the spaceship. They decide to give some of their magic mushrooms to the chickens and then they coulnt believe what happened next!!

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"Another Day, Another Dollar. Goodnite." - deathbear

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

...the chickens turned into giant anteaters!
Whortense's eyes grew wide in amazement as she watched then chicken/anteaters begin to line dance around the spaceship, clucking and looking for things to probe with the glowsticks.