My two reviews:
For me:
Bland. Incredibly poor production. A pop rehash that doesn't work. A fine example of U2 trying too hard to sound like the stereotyped expectation of U2 and in the process washing out all of the spirit of what makes them U2 no matter what they actually sound like, be it Slug or be it In God's Country, and makes it normally impossible for anyone to actually mimick U2. Anyone could pull this song off successfuly and sound like U2. U2 have made the same mistake every U2 wannabe has ever made before. The U2 Sound is not a simple formula. This song is trying to work to the assumed formula, as so many of the songs on the album do.
For those who like this generation of U2 and quite like them gunning for the pop singles:
Production killed this song, and production could have made it a winner. As per the Crumbs thread, every knob in this song was just turned all the way around to the top, flooding the thing, giving it no personality and no distinct separation of sound or feeling. I would have had the guitar part at the front driving the thing from start to finish. With that as the rocket, the rest as the booster, this song could have taken off. They put everything at the front an it just toppled over on the launch pad. It's a neat little pop song that does run, it's catchy, it's memorable. It just doesn't sound good.