Celebrity Jeopardy is freckin' hysterical

[wolfwill23]

I used to watch SNL quite a bit and would laugh my ass off at Sean Connery antagonizing Alex Trebec on Celeb. Jeopardy. Some of my favs:

"I noticed you didn't sit down during the break. What's wrong sweetie, did you have a date lastnight?"

"What's the difference between a you (Alex Trebec) and a mallord with a cold? One's a sick duck, I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore."

I've downloaded quite a few of the mp3s off of winmx. Anybody know where I can get some more?

LONG LIVE BUCK FUTTER!

 

[Foxxern]

"Not a fan of the ladies, eh Trebek?"

"Damn you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!"

"I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier"

"Rough, the way your mother likes it."

"Trebek: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"No, but I did something to yours last night with it"



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Change is the only constant

 

[Vampire_Or_a_Vixen?]

Thank you.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Sean: I'll take Famous Titties for 400
Alex: That's famous titles, Mr. Connery...

Anyway, it's the title of (I forget this part)

Sean: Dolly Parton!

Final Jeopardy-
Alex: Final jeopardy question- Write something you like. It's that simple.
Sean writes down "Alex Trebek"
Alex: Wow, I'm touched. I thought you hated me.
Sean: It's all in fun, my boy.
Alex: Let's see what you wagered
Below where "Alex Trebek" is written, appears the word "sucks"

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

LMAO


SC: Ill take swords for 500
AT: Thats S-Words mr connery
Sc: Sworrds


lmao


AT: barnyard noise... we'll just skip this one...


or

AT: What noise does a dog make?
SC: Moo
AT: No, that is incorrect mr connery.
SC: Thats the noise your mother made last night trebek
AT: The correct answer was, bark, or ruff
SC: ahh rough, just the way your mother likes it

 

[BEAL]

those are the best, I'm gonna borrow a few.....

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

LMAO!


I've never seen that! That's hilarious! I love Sean Connery...I never imagined he'd say all that...

 

[sharky]

Originally posted by UnforgettableLemon:

Final Jeopardy-
Alex: Final jeopardy question- Write something you like. It's that simple.
Sean writes down "Alex Trebek"
Alex: Wow, I'm touched. I thought you hated me.
Sean: It's all in fun, my boy.
Alex: Let's see what you wagered
Below where "Alex Trebek" is written, appears the word "sucks"

I was actually at the SNL rehearsal for this show and originally sucks was something about Trebek liking a pool cue up his ass or something. Too bad they toned it down for TV. it was hilarious!

Connery: [with a black market in his hand] "Look what I did?"
Cateogry: Richard Nixon with the Ric and Nix marked out