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Bono wouldn't make it thru American Idol
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AtomicBono
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american idol can suck it; it was partially responsible for the delay of house episodes 
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Simon would go "Bono, that's by far the most rotttten performance I have ever heard in my life!"
Galeongirl
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Bono would be wayyy too geeky for that show!
and too old and fat!
The_Edge89
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Bono wouldn't make it thru American Idol...because he's Irish!
That's the reason I expected anyway...
That's the reason I expected anyway...
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The_Edge89 said:
great post...
corianderstem
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His charisma would make Paula melt into a puddle of goo.
JCOSTER
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I don't think he would make or the whole band! 
Chile
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Sadly, Bono wouldn't make it past the fourth show.
No doubt, there would be a couple Christina Aguilera sound-alikes (minus the four octave range and infinite register) ready to move on...even the boys.
Simon would say "your pitch is off and you have the lung capacity of a chain smoker".
Randy would say "I love you, DOG" and then he would vote Bono off because Randy knows talent like I know how to fly a helicopter.
Paula would vote him off after her offer for a free BJ in the green room was rebuffed by Sir Bono moments earlier.
but the BJ offer would still be available.
No doubt, there would be a couple Christina Aguilera sound-alikes (minus the four octave range and infinite register) ready to move on...even the boys.
Simon would say "your pitch is off and you have the lung capacity of a chain smoker".
Randy would say "I love you, DOG" and then he would vote Bono off because Randy knows talent like I know how to fly a helicopter.
Paula would vote him off after her offer for a free BJ in the green room was rebuffed by Sir Bono moments earlier.
but the BJ offer would still be available.
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miracledrug83
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The_Edge89 said:Bono wouldn't make it thru American Idol...because he's Irish!
That's the reason I expected anyway...
Funny you should mention that... this year's winner of Australian Idol was actually Irish... he only became an Australian citizen after he won the show. Go figure
david
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I bet that drunk-crazy-cooky Paula would love him though... I can imagine her saying something nonsensical and being cock-eyed, but still enamored with him.
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miracledrug83 said:
Funny you should mention that... this year's winner of Australian Idol was actually Irish... he only became an Australian citizen after he won the show. Go figure
I was about to say the same thing.Isn't there an age limit on these idol things as well?.. He wouldn't win because he's too good for idol.
LeafsNation
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Bono could never win on a show like that for one simple reason...he's a rock singer not a "pop" singer, and that shows for lousy pop singers. The fact he wouldn't make the cut is a major compliment to him.
intedomine
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Bono wouldn't make it through American Idol because American Idol is shite
Galeongirl
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Chile said:
DreamOutLoud13
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Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?corianderstem said:
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon:
What the hell was that?Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono?
I don't know if that was quite the right song for you to sing. Do you know any love songs? Maybe you could sing a love song to me... 
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy:
*calls Security to have him removed*emzz
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DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon:
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono?
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy:
now, that's funny
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DreamOutLoud13 said:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon:
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono?
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy:
!!!
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon:
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono?
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy:
OK, I think I have my new idea for a cartoon.
U2FanPeter
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
I don't think a mid-80's Paula Abdul would get very far on Idol.
She got famous because she was a Laker cheerleader and a choreographer for Janet Jackson videos.
u2fp
She got famous because she was a Laker cheerleader and a choreographer for Janet Jackson videos.
u2fp
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon:
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono?
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy:
Nice skit...but what about Ryan????
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Here's some other U2 songs that would totally fail when sung a capella on American Idol:
Elvis Presley And America
Discotheque (boom-cha, anyone?)
Spanish Eyes
Vertigo
Wake Up Dead Man
Elvis Ate America
Fire
Elvis Presley And America
Discotheque (boom-cha, anyone?)
Spanish Eyes
Vertigo
Wake Up Dead Man
Elvis Ate America
Fire
CKONE
Acrobat
American Idol is not fit or worthy of being used in the same sentance as Bono!
Galeongirl
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LemonMelon said:
OK, I think I have my new idea for a cartoon.
jimmmm
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CKONE said:
Absolutely, shame on whoever started such a thread!
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Zoots
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jimmmm said:
Um... do you know what a joke is? All threads do not have to be serious. I started this thread as a joke if it is not already obvious from the original post. Geez! I don't know why I even bother with this forum.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
I thought it was a joke. 
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