Bono V.S Amy Winehouse Part Dos (Grammys Edition)

[OrARoundabout]

Bono V.S Amy Winehouse Part Dos (Grammy Edition)

So, I was talking to my friend at lunch today...as usual we were discussing THE FASINATING (*cough) and always EXCITING Grammy awards!

I said, "Hey Brenda, U2 are in the running for a couple."

Brenda, "Well that’s just wonderful Kelly, really it is...so is Amy Winehouse..."

We both looked at each other

"JACKPOT!"

I we cried out.

I completely forgot about Bono and Amy's smackdown last year!

As Far As I Know: The Score Right Now After Round One Is:
Bono:1
Winehouse:0

http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/19/amy-winehouse-disses-bono-again/
Good times people


So, if Bono shows up (which, if there’s an award involved...our man probably will...and by probably I mean I'll bet my college education on it) and Amy and her booze show up as well...we are in for a pretty exciting Grammy Awards if all goes well!

JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

Guys I kid

I hope you get my satire...ITS NOT LIKE U2 AND AMY ARE NOMINATED IN THE SAME CATEGORY (I do love Back to Black, fantastic album)...and Bono is certainly the bigger man, but how hilarious would it be to see those B.F's on the red carpet together huh...better yet...ON THE SAME STAGE?

Can you say, A-W-K-W-A-R-D?



It would be like old times!

So, I'm going to watching the Grammy's after all!

 

[vaz02]

I dont even think its an issue to be honest

 

[Rob33]

speaking of the grammys, WHEN THE HECK ARE THEY???

 

[Earnie Shavers]

speaking of the grammys, WHEN THE HECK ARE THEY???

1985.

 

[Bono's shades]

I think Bono is just as likely to show up with booze at someplace like an awards show as Amy.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Alright, then.

 

[u2trinity]

so what exactly did she say at the Grammys ?

my recorder didn't go off so I missed all things U2 .

 

[nathan1977]

I'm sorry. Did Amy Winehouse say something lucid?

No?

Then never mind.....

 

[EdgeIsTooSexy]

Grammys are always in February...I'm pretty sure on that.

and yeah amy winehouse=

 

[Rob33]

Grammys are always in February...I'm pretty sure on that.

and yeah amy winehouse=

ah, thanks, yeah i usually don't watch them but i guess i will this time

 

[U2girl]

Ah, British music scene members slagging others. What else is new ?

 

[shaun vox]

i just lost my erection after looking at that Amy pic.

 

[Aardvark747]

i just lost my erection after looking at that Amy pic.

 

[mysterious_jen]

amy winehouse looks like a pissed homeless guy in a wig, and she makes less sense , who gives a shit what she says.

 

[vaz02]

Amy didnt say anything at grammy's, she heckled bono at the Q awards.

 

[OrARoundabout]

I dont even think its an issue to be honest

Because it isn't!


I just found that situation at the Q Awards absolutely hilarious!

Bono even went up to her after she heckled him TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF!


HAHAHAHA

What a gentlemen

 

[gman]

That bint should shorten her name to Amy Wino

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That bint...

oh my god man! Where do you get this stuff?? It's gold I tells you, gold!

 

[The_acrobat]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

 

[OrARoundabout]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

She heckled him on stage, saying stuff like "F*ck off, that guy is f*cking crazy!"



She blamed it on the "cheap wine" at the tables...


YEP, CHEAP WINE WILL DO THAT TO YA!

 

[Canadiens1131]

Voice
Amy: Sultry soulful
Bono: Versatile gravely vox

Winner: Bono

God Points
Amy: -23
Bono: +241

Winner: Bono

Breasts
Amy: Saggy
Bono: Saggy

Winner: none

Overall Winner: Bono

 

[vaz02]

amy doesnt have breasts

 

[OrARoundabout]

Voice
Amy: Sultry soulful
Bono: Versatile gravely vox

Winner: Bono

God Points
Amy: -23
Bono: +241

Winner: Bono

Breasts
Amy: Saggy
Bono: Saggy

Winner: none

Overall Winner: Bono

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

At least Wino can wear a push up bra...BONO HAS NOTHING TO HELP HIM OUT WITH THAT!

amy doesnt have breasts

You have pissed off the Wino

 

[vaz02]

Never noticed that, then again i dont look at amy in that way

 

[OrARoundabout]

Never noticed that, then again i dont look at amy in that way

I'm glad you don't my friend

 

[The_Edge89]

Re: Bono V.S Amy Winehouse Part Dos (Grammy Edition)

So, if Bono shows up (which, if there’s an award involved...our man probably will...and by probably I mean I'll bet my college education on it)

Do you think there's a possibility that they might drop in via sattelite from their studio to accept the award?

Kind of like that ZOOTV backstage thing they did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv0n2H6Wdkk




then again, I hope Willie won't get his hands on the award(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkz1yYdWKHI

 

[OrARoundabout]

Re: Re: Bono V.S Amy Winehouse Part Dos (Grammy Edition)

Do you think there's a possibility that they might drop in via sattelite from their studio to accept the award?

Kind of like that ZOOTV backstage thing they did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv0n2H6Wdkk




then again, I hope Willie won't get his hands on the award(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkz1yYdWKHI

(That vid is bloody brillant, love how B keeps going "WOOOOT", "Ali look!" HAHAHAHA)


I bet they will!




Its not like they really need to be there, maybe to build hype for the movie, maybe the album...who knows?!?!


But Amy will still throw a shot glass at the screen either way

 

[LMP]

Amy Winehouse bites Bono in the jugular and wins.

She is a vampire, right?

 

[OrARoundabout]

Amy Winehouse bites Bono in the jugular and wins.

She is a vampire, right?

NO SHES NOT A VAMPIRE

Shes Jack Bauer

 

[The Sad Punk]

Well, Bono's even more screwed then.