Bono sings!

[corianderstem]

How's that life expectancy of 31 years working for you?

Well, I'm 34, so I'd say pretty well!

 

[phillyfan26]

Girls can like sports too.

Oh, I know. My mother's a huge St. Louis fan.

It was actually the Varitek that threw me off. I automatically just assumed you were a Boston resident who looked like Jason Varitek. My fault.

 

[Tiger Edge]

This video only proves that Bono would never make it past stage one in American Idol

 

[Axver]

Well, I'm 34, so I'd say pretty well!

Ah, so you must've had a cushy job when you were young then, working 25 hours a day in the paddock rather than 30 down a mine shaft.

 

[david]

This video only proves that Bono would never make it past stage one in American Idol

well, now american idol lets contestants play instruments..

wait. bono can't do that very well either.

you're right. he would never make it.

 

[corianderstem]

He's too old. They have an age range, you know.

 

[Tiger Edge]

I dunno, I think he could definitely do something like this and get noticed:

 

[coolian2]

Don't be silly, The Edges clothes won't fit him

 

[Tiger Edge]

Don't be preposterous, clothes can be taken in!

Plus he'd have to wear something like this to get all the ~flashyness~ he can out of it:

I'd vote for him.

 

[Zoots]

I dunno, I think he could definitely do something like this and get noticed:

There is a renaldolapuz.com???

 

[corianderstem]

JACOB!!!!!

Jacob and sons
something something something something sooooomething

JACOB!!!!!

Jacob and sons!

 

[Tiger Edge]

Winnar right here, folks.

 

[Zoots]

Looks like that statue of Bono with the starving child at the bottom.

 

[coolian2]

Do i need 3D glasses to get the full impact of that?

 

[Tiger Edge]

You're lucky I don't put YOU at the bottom, Zoots.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Now it's art.

 

[david]

Winnar right here, folks.

haha, bono joined polyphonic spree!

 

[corianderstem]

Does he take off his shirt during "Close Every Door" like Donny Osmond did?

 

[Tiger Edge]

Then this happens:

http://stockholm-syndrome.com/bonoforever/

 

[corianderstem]

Poor Bono.

 

[Tiger Edge]

I keed, I keed.

 

[Varitek]

to this thread.

 

[mono]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdptu0Dlv4A

 

[LemonMelon]

Then this happens:

http://stockholm-syndrome.com/bonoforever/

 

[major_panic]

Holy shit, Bono sings?

No, actually, it's Dallas doing it, Bono is just lip-syncing and the vocals are being processed anyway.

 

[Rob33]

This video only proves that Bono would never make it past stage one in American Idol

Bono shits on American Idol...in every possible way you could think of

he is a better singer than any one ever associated with American Idol period...ok why did I just respond to that non sense anyway

i think he sounded pretty good here...it's casual...much like when he sings a little bit of Two Shots of Happy... in the 2006 HBO interview with Dave Stewart...I wouldn't start judging him just yet...interference people...although that is nearly impossible to do..so I don't know

 

[U2girl]

Occasionally off-key, but pretty soulful.

 

[t8thgr8]

the crowd wasnt amused

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh for fuck's sake Bono, there's other bands than the goddamned Beatles.

The singing was hardly even singing, too.

Also, it didn't seem particularly appropriate.

 

[bono83]

if you don't see the video from nbc
see the video here http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=TCpY9pG1LO8

with the complete intervention and "All I Need Is Love"

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