Bono & Associates, Tree Removal Specialists

[Axver]

I received this poorly designed advertising leaflet in the mail today and I thought I'd scan it for all of you to see ...

I always suspected the lads were in the tree removal industry! I don't really like how long it takes for them to remove the tree, though. What if I want the tree gone now? But, then again, the prospect of getting to name a song or an album is very exciting ...

The leaflet has one exciting secret. I discovered it by picking up the phone.

And you should pick up the phone too! My country knows just how effective the services of Bono & Associates are! If you want a tree removed, you can't go wrong with these guys.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

"Where I grew up there weren't many trees
Where there was we'd tear them down
And use them on our enemies"

So this was nothing more than a shameless plug?!?!

And, speaking as an ad major, I agree with you--that is a poorly designed leaflet

 

[Axver]

"Where I grew up there weren't many trees
Where there was we'd tear them down
And use them on our enemies"

So this was nothing more than a shameless plug?!?!

Precisely!

And, speaking as an ad major, I agree with you--that is a poorly designed leaflet

Bono had to take out so many loans to go to Tree Removal School that he's still paying them off and couldn't afford to hire a real ad designer, so he made his own leaflets.

 

[Utoo]

That's pretty funny!

 

[MacHat]

 

[david]

They chop down Joshua Trees

 

[bono_212]

Maybe they did the One tree hill tree a favor...I mean it was all alone up there

 

[Miricale_Drug]

For the last line.. wouldn't avalible from 'the three sunrises' to 'twilight' be more appropriate

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

For the last line.. wouldn't avalible from 'the three sunrises' to 'twilight' be more appropriate

watch out, you may land yourself a job as Bono & Associates' Chief Editor. Although you left out an "i" in "avalible" so it's anyone's guess

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Hum, we've got several trees here that could do with chopping down! I wonder if I should give them a call and maybe they'll give me a special rate for being a long time 'customer'!!

 

[Axver]

For the last line.. wouldn't avalible from 'the three sunrises' to 'twilight' be more appropriate

You mean Bono & Associates have the power to make the sun rise THREE times?