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I couldn't take it anymore so I went back to the sea...'cus that's where fishes go when fishes get the sense to flee...
 
My pick up lines are the best!
"So, do u want to see my pictures from the U2 concert?.. they are in my room."
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I do not lie when i tell u, IT WORKED TWO TIMES!
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[This message has been edited by ultraviolet299 (edited 10-20-2001).]
 
I've heard some really, REALLY bad line before. One guy I know lost his train of thought in the middle of a line and ended up saying "Hey baby, you tired?" That was it. No follow-up with "You've been running through my mind ALL day!" or anything! Needless to say, it didn't work.
 
Originally posted by ultraviolet299:
My pick up lines are the best!
"So, do u want to see my pictures from the U2 concert?.. they are in my room."
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I do not lie when i tell u, IT WORKED TWO TIMES!
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This picture/room thing apparently seems to work. This is what eventually led to my first time... I kid you not
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**unnecessary Bebe fact for the day
 
Hmph. I was out last night--stayed in tonight to watch the NYC concert.
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Proud owner of Larry's Drumstick!

Still Elevated...
 
Originally posted by Achtung_Bebe:
This picture/room thing apparently seems to work. This is what eventually led to my first time... I kid you not
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*High five to Bebe*
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Thats pretty cool.. I cant believe u used that line too.

And to Guy with the Stuff, I am living in a dorm 'room' right now.
 
"Nice legs, what time do they open"

"Want to get naked and eat some chili" (after dirty look respond with) "What is wrong, don't like chili"

"Would you like to dance" (if turned down respond with) "I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants"

[This message has been edited by bu2iful (edited 10-21-2001).]
 
Pick up lines are extremely pathetic.

It just shows how desperate you are to have a meaningless relationship with a stranger...

Aim for more...

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"You see things and say 'Why?'; but I dream things that never were and I say 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

If you were a buger I would pick you first.

You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
 
Here are my two favorite:

"Fuck me if your name is not Gretschen!"
"Would you give me some p**y, I know you've got some"

They are not nice, but they are effective
 
Originally posted by Achtung Bubba:
"Are you an angel?"

(NOTE: Works best if you're a nine-year-old slave of a Toydarian junk dealer living on a desert planet controlled by the Hutts.)
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Star Wars fan
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Hi
 
Sorry to let the rest of the girls here down but I did actually think some of Acrob@ts list was quite sweet.SORRY.
Maybe it's just because I'm single and can't seem to find any nice men out there.The best ones are always spoken for.
 
Originally posted by Badyouken:
Pick up lines are extremely pathetic.

It just shows how desperate you are to have a meaningless relationship with a stranger...

Aim for more...

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Party Pooper!!

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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
 
Originally posted by UV2001:
Sorry to let the rest of the girls here down but I did actually think some of Acrob@ts list was quite sweet.
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Me too.

As for best pick up line, i'll let you know when i actually get to hear any...
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"That's why i still love playing live in a rock'n'roll band. There's just this feeling of this thing could just about do anything..." - Edge

"Something inside said this could be everything in your life." - Bono

"U2 as a band does things no one else can do. I think that is a very powerful thing." - Larry

"Adam believed in the band before anyone did." - Bono
 
Your name must be Alice, because when I look into your eyes I'm in Wonderland.

Question:Are there more at home like you?
If they say no your reply is Good we will be alone then lets go!
 
My one....and it is the best one. "Hi I'm Phil, whats your name" CHat up lines are shite, its nicer just to chat to women. Or if I'm pissed I do sometimes say "Have you got an Irish in ya? No? Would you like a little more in ya?"
 
(*** goes looking in his email archive ***)

Ah, here it is:

***Austin Powers chat up lines.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's just not going to suck itself is it?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
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C ya!

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People criticize me but I know it's not the end
I try to kick the truth, not just to make friends

Spearhead - People In Tha Middle
 
I've never actually had anyone give me a pick up line beofre (I'd probably burst out giggling although some on Acrob@t's were sweet).

My personal fav? "Can I buy you a drink?"
I never turn it down!
 
Originally posted by Dublin Phil:
My one....and it is the best one. "Hi I'm Phil, whats your name" CHat up lines are shite, its nicer just to chat to women. Or if I'm pissed I do sometimes say "Have you got an Irish in ya? No? Would you like a little more in ya?"
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Ah, you Irish men...

Well, all you really have to do is just tell me you're Irish(usually I can tell straightaway anyway)and that'll work!!
 
My one leg is called Thanksgiving, and the other leg is called Christmas. Why don't you come visit me between the holidays?

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"Good men die unhappily. Bad men die unluckily. THAT's tragedy." --Tom Stoppard

"I can't watch a man sing a song. He gets all emotional, he starts swaying...it's embarrassing!" -- Jerry Seinfeld
 
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