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The only way you'd get this is if you are a Zootopian and understand how they rank you as a Knight, Princess, Fable, Legend, a Jester or Horse Mucker or Piss Boy, or a God. I spoofed a few songs about being a fable, so I was made a wise fable for "writing kewl songs". So I posted this uncool song for a few laughs...

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Cool songs, eh? Why thank-you. Here is a very uncool song called Zootopia...

Zootopia****
Unos dos tres catorce!

The Knights go down, it’s dark
Wanna find a princess
To rule your heart
A feeling is so much stronger than
A Jester
Your conscience never stops
To itch and pester
Even though she’s drunk
And your so desparate

Hello hello (HOLA!)
We’re at a place called ‘Topia (DONDE’ STA’)
It’s everything I really need to know
And now I, feeling something, like a Fable…FaaaaaAAAAAble

The night is full of ho’s
As bullets rip the sky
The Knights, they troll
They twinkle as the
Gods play rock and roll
We know they can’t dance
Why don’t Knights know….

I have lost her trail
I’m gonna pay by check
The girl with crimson nails
Is a guy but what the heck
Wish I had a Princess
Wish I had a Princess
Oh no oh no

Hello hello (HOLA!)
We’re at a place called ‘Topia (DONDE’ STA’)
It’s everything I really need to know
And now I, feeling something, like a Fable…FaaaaaAAAAAble

Checkmated….shoots off…Horse Mucker Mother F**cker Na Na Now

All of this, all of this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours

All of this, all of this can be yours
Just make us all Legends, so all can get laid….

Hello hello (HOLA!)
We’re at a place called ‘Topia (DONDE’ STA’)
It’s everything I really need to know
And now I, feeling something, like a Fable…FaaaaaAAAAAble

(Bonus verse)

This song
Is just
A joke
I’m really feeling sick
What did
I smoke
Truth is
Your are all
Like Gods
And Legends
Except the one
Who I
Won’t dare
To mention

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeeeaaaaahhhhh!

**Music is the same to U2’s smash hit Vertigo; lyrics changed by a Lemon
***Video is different, though
****This song did not win any Grammies
 
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