**Top Ten Reasons To Hate Nsync **
10.)They copy U2 so they can be popular
9.) They're lame
8.) Justin's dating a big blob of plastic
7.) None of them are hot
6.) Lance's face is all lopsided
5.) JC is on crack
4.) They don't know how to dress themselves
3.) They have no singing capabilites what so ever
2.) "Bye Bye Bye"
1.) Justin
** Top 21 things to do at a nsuck concert **
21. Hold up a tarp reading, "Justin plays butt darts"
20. Cry
19. Throw up
18. Throw dildos at them
17. Have them sign your Anti-NSync Parodies CD
16. Throw perm rollers at Justin
15. Wear the end of a mop on your head and when Chris looks at you, give him a thumbs up and point to your head.
14. Throw maxi pads at Lance.
13. Scream really loud during GMHS when Justin is singing, "U2 RULES!"
12. Set yourself on fire, it's gotta be better.
11. Pretend to have a heart attack and get up slowly and pretend it didn't happen.
10. Ask them to sign your U2 cd.
9. Ask them where you can find Nick and the gang.
8. Where your head phones and when they get done with a song, start singing along with your U2 CD.
7. Steal the teenyboppers retainers and throw them at the boys.
6. Buy a shirt that says *NSYNC on the front, work your way up to the front of the crowd and set the shirt on fire and throw it on stage.
5. Throw a condom on stage and watch them run.
4. Hold up a sign that says, "JC I'M PREGNANT!"
3. Dress up like Britney
2. Talk on a cell phone and in the middle of GMHS scream, "SHUT THE FUCK UP WOULD YA?"
1. Bring your boombox on your shoulder and drown them out with U2 while head banging.
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[This message has been edited by SicilianGoddess (edited 09-07-2001).]
