Alternate song titles that didn't make it...

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I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, and Frankly I'm Getting Really Pissed

The Second Time

One Tree Stump

All I Want Is Sex
 
Seconds on the mashed potatos
Dirty Lay
The Wanderer Got Lost
Kite and the electircal wires
The Fly in my soup
 
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Stuck in a rear end... and you can't get out of it

Even better than the queer thing

Judas (Salome)

Dundee (New York)

Do You feel Stoned?

Last Setlist on Earth

Angel of Dublin
 
Buttugly Day (It's a buttugly day...please make it go away!)

Wednesday Muggy Wednesday (I can't believe humidity / It's dry and sticky and it's all over me!)

The Sty (It's no secret that an eye can suddenly turn pink / It's no secret that the eye can leak just like a sink)

Hotel Bar (Let's gooooo, woah woah woah / Hotel Bar & You know you’re eating potato chips / Girls by the pool have plastic hips / You wish had more Ruffles for your kick ass onion dip)

Sleep A Little More, Dead Man (Jesus, hit the snooze bar / I'll write a song about fast cars / But maybe not for the U.S. release)

The Memorable Flame (Oh, your grill is burning out / This Weber grill / Flames flicker, charcoal burns down)

Angel Of Kansas (It was a windy, wet day in June / When I had some KC’s BBQ)

(to the tune of New Year’s Day) Halloween (Trick or treating / On Halloween) / Dressed like goblins / and beauty queens) / I want to get some more, get some more, candy please…)
 
Inspired by my friend Jea's constant "Your Mom" jokes


With Or Without YOUR MOM


:lmao: *pauses....realizes that no one's laughing* :|




*cough*

Okay, time to try to redeem myself

It's Not As Good As The Real Thing Because You Bought It Online
 
The Six-Thousand-Five-Hundred-Eighty-First Time (Paris Hilton Remix)
Kind of Dizzy...Nah Nevermind It's Just the Booze I Can Still Drive
Mal
American Dance Club
Entrance
JFK
 
walk on the deck, don't run!
milk (probably been posted.)
gay pride.
its not that BAD, sure is long though


thats all i got..personally I think the first one was pretty good.
 
great thread, these arn't the quality of those above but none-the-less:


Portuguese Eyes

I'm Not Following You In There, Its Dark

Grey And Yellow

Immigrant Son

A Bit Scared Of Heights

In God's Country Club

Deflowered Child
 
Classics from 1984:

Aboriginal Throwing Thingy I
Aboriginal Throwing Thingy II
Sixty Seconds Until I Come
Boardwalk
Worse
MILK
Three Tequila Sunrises
String
Prejudice (In the Name of Hate)
 
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