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Old 10-05-2001, 06:10 PM   #1
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a 2000th post "confession"

It is time I level with you all. I have not been completely forthcoming with you and I deem this post as the time in which I spill chow.

I am not from here; this planet earth place. I am from another place which is inhabitated by what you call "dogs", and as a slave there I escaped and fled here for refuge. My home is a dictatorship run by female dogs, and we men were the slaves and workers.

I chose earth because it is far,far away from those bitches. Now that I am here I assumed a human shape to blend in with you natives. I chose the form of Larry so that I can successfully and easily mate. I chose the name z edge because first time I heard The Edge play, it hurt my new ears and I howled at the moon very much. I have a lot in common with that Bono who always running his mouth (I used to bark non-stop) and Adam who likes to run stray with the pack.

I have seen some of you all before, but you probably don't remember it. Once I got mad at SICY and went and pee'd on her mustang. And there was also that time I chased Bonochicky down the street. And one of the Deathbear's actually chased me down the street, lucky I am much smarter and can run way faster.

I usually appear in my human form, though, so as not to get picked up by the pound.

Anyway, I thought I'd better come clean with you all. I'm planning on having some puppies.

Bono once said in the book 'U2 @TEOTW' that while on tour he missed his dog, yet it was strange because he didn't even have a dog.

Well you do now, Bono
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Old 10-05-2001, 06:12 PM   #2
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mmm...

*licks lips. can i have some?

ouahhhhh ouahhhhh

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Old 10-05-2001, 06:16 PM   #3
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the japanese dog says:

wan wan

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Old 10-05-2001, 06:17 PM   #4
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Oh mine, was it you licking me toes and legs the other day at the park?
Sorry about the little kick.
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Oh mine, was it you licking me toes and legs the other day at the park?
Sorry about the little kick.
Thats quite alright, because I followed you home and pooped in your yard
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Old 10-05-2001, 06:21 PM   #6
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the japanese dog says:

wan wan

but they can't write their name in the snow
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Old 10-05-2001, 06:22 PM   #7
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don't you eat that yellow snow

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Old 10-05-2001, 06:25 PM   #8
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don't you eat that yellow snow

Hey! Zappa kicks!

That's why I say, ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute... CORNHOLE!!

PS- Please tell me I'm not the only one who knows this song...
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don't you eat that yellow snow

or the pink muffins
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Old 10-05-2001, 06:26 PM   #10
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That's why I say, ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute... CORNHOLE!!

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Old 10-05-2001, 06:51 PM   #11
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z edge in his former life as a dog:


Well, he's definitely a male dog!

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[This message has been edited by Calluna (edited 10-05-2001).]
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Old 10-05-2001, 06:59 PM   #12
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z edge in his former life as a dog


Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow


Awww Calluna, i forgot to mention that I am a BOXER

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Old 10-05-2001, 07:09 PM   #13
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DOH!

Well, happy 2000th post z edge!

I will find a boxer pic and edit my post so you will be accurately represented.

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Old 10-05-2001, 07:13 PM   #14
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DOH!

Well, happy 2000th post z edge!

I will find a boxer pic and edit my post so you will be accurately represented.

Thanx! I LOVE Boxers, they are the best dogs-except for those evil bitches back on 'pluto'
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Poof! You are a boxer.

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Well, he's definitely a male dog!

That is beautiful, I had a roomate who had 2 of them-one looked just like that! I miss those dogs

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YAY!! He likes it!!

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YAY!! He likes it!!

*wags tail*
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I'm my pimp's BITCH?????



Bonochick, we need to find gainful employment elsewhere!!!

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I'm my pimp's BITCH?????



Bonochick, we need to find gainful employment elsewhere!!!

Next time Larry takes me on a walk I will tell him bad things about you
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