Zing, San Pablo de las Salinas, Tultitlán, Mexico Superthread

[Slopsy]

Mmhmm. But I'd probably have to disobey Charlot's Rule.

 

[Axver]

Oh well that'd be lame! Charlotte's rule should be obeyed!

 

[Slopsy]

It should! Maybe. If you're good and drunk.

 

[Axver]

I'm good and drunk!

Goddamn, I didn't expect to get so hammered tonight but that pinot noir is good and now this canbernet sauvigon is rtreating me well.

 

[Slopsy]

Wine is ALWAYS A Good Idea. ALWAYS.

 

[Axver]

EXACTLY.

Wine is delicious stuff. Don't you just love grapes?

But I better have some water.

Then MOAR WINEZ.

 

[Slopsy]

Grapes are the best fruit, NO competition!!

Yes, don't want headachey Axver in the morning!

 

[Axver]

I just love fruit in general, I mean peaches and pineapple and BERRIES and other fruits and BERRIES and BERRIES are so awesome, but grapes leave everything for dead.

:guzzles wateer:

 

[Slopsy]

I WANT BERRIES. GET ME BERRIES.

clf

 

[Axver]

Man, BERRIES are the best thing ever. I love berries. I'm goping to learn to make jam because I just love blackberry jham, ypou know?

Fuck my typing's going to shit.

ANYWAY.

The wine I',m drinking has great berry texture, hints of berry awesomeness, and lovely soft grapes. Mmm cab sav.

 

[Slopsy]

Your turn!

 

[Slopsy]

Oh my god blackberry jam!!! *jizz*

 

[Axver]

WEY HEY HEY

 

[Slopsy]

A+, 100%!!!!

 

[Axver]

Also, I'm not actually sunburnt, I don't know why the laptop camera hates me.

And BLACKBERRY JAM. That's exactly what I plan to make first!

 

[Slopsy]

I am sunburned to fuck.

OH GOD YES GIVE ME SOME.

 

[Axver]

Though also RASPBERRY JAM would be awesome. That's high on the list.

And who can resist blueberries?

ONLY THE LOSERS.

 

[Slopsy]

ALL JAM IS WIN.

clf

 

[Axver]

My Grandma used to make homemade jam. DIVINE.

Ruined all commercial jams for me.

Hence why I want to make it for myself! I just need to buy a nice big pot for it and source some fresh berries.

Also, apricot jam os TOTAL WIN.

 

[Slopsy]

Hello, look, it's my friend 5am!! Say hello.

 

[Slopsy]

PLUM JAM, AXVER. Plum jam. Mmmmmmm!

 

[Axver]

Hey 5am! HELLO FROM AUSSIE 3AM!

My timezone's better! It hasn't reached that little bitch 5am yet!

 

[Axver]

PLUM JAM, AXVER. Plum jam. Mmmmmmm!

Oh yeah, that's pretty sweet too!

But blackberry jam is my favourite, followed by apricoat jam!

Why do I keep typing ham for jam?!

 

[Slopsy]

Blackberry ham?

FOOD EXPERIMENT.

 

[Axver]

I'm not sure blackberry ham could be good!

We all saw how badly the berry lasagne pizza worked out. SOME THINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE MIXED.

 

[Slopsy]

HamWine was good though!

 

[Axver]

Your text called it A Bad Thing!

 

[Slopsy]

It did?! Oh. I remember it as nice!
The MEAT SMOOTHIE was A Bad Thing!

 

[Axver]

Haha, I don't know how you did that meat smoothie!

But yeah, the text calls HamWine A Bad Thing.

I'm still waiting for Bacon Tea.

 

[Slopsy]

Bacon Tea!