You never know how exciting Target can be! Why just tonight I was standing there...

[martha]

in front of the Cascade (which is on sale this week), wondering which flavor to get, when BLAM, not two or three feet from me, at the end of the aisle, a package of shoplight flourescent lightbulbs lands. Those fuckers explode when they fall from a great height. Fortunately, they were wrapped, so the glass stayed within a few inches of the crashsite. The sound was like a gunshot (almost). It plugged up my right ear for a while.

The thing is, is that the shoplight bulbs aren't in that area at all. They're not even in the same direction as where these seemed to fall from. The Target girls were super happy that I wasn't injured. Three more feet south, and I would be telling a different story.




I picked the lemon flavor.

 

[Edgeman]

Mmmmmm lemon....

Glad to hear you're safe Martha!

 

[sue4u2]

Suppose that's one way to get you to see the light.

OK that was lame. geez, that is also weird.
I would have probably dove to the floor and hurt myself anyway.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

isn't cascade dish washer soap ?

 

[Doozer61]

was that at the seal beach target?

 

[the tourist]

I work for Target.

 

[discothequeLP]

i wonder if it was a "bullseye"





martha, which Target was it? (i might not go there next time)

 

[lmjhitman]

Re: You never know how exciting Target can be! Why just tonight I was standing there...

You beat me to it discothequeLP!

I was going to say, "I'm glad you weren't the 'target' of a fluorescent lightbulb accident!"
Oh well.
Glad you're alive to tell about it!

BLAM

my favourite part -

 

[elevation2u]

 

[Chizip]

i like to drink cascade too

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Phew. I thought this story was going to involve a pervert and his willy for some reason.

Aren't I awful?

 

[U2democrat]

Great story. Made me smile

 

[JessicaAnn]

Phew. I thought this story was going to involve a pervert and his willy for some reason.

Aren't I awful?

Glad you're ok martha!

 

[joyfulgirl]

Phew. I thought this story was going to involve a pervert and his willy for some reason.

Aren't I awful?

No, that would be my NYC Blockbuster Video story.

 

[Evalicious]

Poor, joyfulgirl

 

[Chizip]

Phew. I thought this story was going to involve a pervert and his willy for some reason.

Aren't I awful?

if thats your idea of exciting i can meet you at target

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I hate it when bad things happen at Target.

 

[BAW]

I hope no one was trying to bump you off Martha!

Phew. I thought this story was going to involve a pervert and his willy for some reason.

No, that would be MY Target, where I witnessed a man rubbing various pieces of woment's undergarments (on the racks, not on actual women) and his willy was visibly happy about what he was doing

And I was there to buy a bra.


*my second perv in the underwear dept. sighting in 6 months!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell that is so wrong.

I hope I never see anything like that.

 

[Evalicious]

No, that would be MY Target, where I witnessed a man rubbing various pieces of woment's undergarments (on the racks, not on actual women) and his willy was visibly happy about what he was doing

And I was there to buy a bra.


*my second perv in the underwear dept. sighting in 6 months!

That is really disturbing.

 

[EPandAmerica]

to all of the above.

 

[JessicaAnn]

No, that would be MY Target, where I witnessed a man rubbing various pieces of woment's undergarments (on the racks, not on actual women) and his willy was visibly happy about what he was doing

remind me not to buy underwear at Target.

 

[martha]

was that at the seal beach target?

No. Cypress. Normally a very nice place.

 

[ribbons&bows]

What?!?! It wasn't Tar-ghetto?
I would expect it from there but Target (French version)

 

[Mr. BAW]

remind me not to buy underwear at Target.

Call me; I'll remind you...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Call me; I'll remind you...

 

[joyfulgirl]

A lightbulb in its socket above a colleague's desk just exploded all over her. What's going on with all the exploding lightbulbs?

 

[Evalicious]

 

[fah]

We don't have Target stores in Canada