Would you rather

[bonocrazy88]

Not know until they tell me. I mean at least he is telling me. I just would rather skip the visual so it wouldn't be permanant in my brain.

wyr feed your hand to a starving Doberman OR insert a centipede into your ear and then cover the exit with an earplug.

 

[hardyharhar]

I'll take the dog. Can I have some vicodin first?


wyr eat the most horrible food you can think of or get a really bad sunburn

 

[bonocrazy88]

horrible food.

wyr shave your left eyeball with a razor OR pour a gallon of boiling water down your throat?

 

[redhotswami]

lol oh my god. um...boiling water i guess?

wyr learn an obscure language only spoken by 15 other people on the planet OR be able to guess somebody's exact birthdate, just by looking at them?

 

[music.u2]

birthdate definately.. Id like to see how people would react to that!!

wyr live knowing that something bad is going to happen but have no idea when or have the bad thing happen now and begin the process of picking up the pieces.

 

[bonocrazy88]

have the bad thing happen now.

wyr have breast implants made of loose change OR toothpicks?

 

[Cin]

loose change, they'd be heavy but would make a cool noise when you shook them, gives a whole new meaning to 'shake your money maker'


wyr have alopecia or be really, really hairy?

 

[bonocrazy88]

have alopecia. Dude, there are better ways to put hair on (wigs, etc) than to take unwanted hair off...constantly and look like a huge hairy beast.

wyr...always forget your name when asked OR never remember anyone else's name

 

[hardyharhar]

Forget my name



wyr eat something you hate or do an oral book report

 

[bonocrazy88]

do an oral book report. I love those.

wyr have your phone calls listened in on OR have your 'in-person' conversations be recorded

 

[hardyharhar]

have my phone calls listened in.


wyr work to support yourself or be independently wealthy

 

[bonocrazy88]

Well, I suppose independently wealthy.

wyr find out that your wife or husband was actually your cousin.
OR
find out your parents were cousins.

 

[hardyharhar]

hmmm........ Do you understand the implications of this. I mean, my life would be ruined either way. Why must I choose!

OK - parents But if my wife was Heather Graham and she was a distant cousin


WYR be thirsty or hungry

 

[UberBeaver]

First cousins? Parents.

Damn.

Hungry.

WYR
Rock and Roll All Night
OR
Party Everyday?

 

[bonocrazy88]

rock and roll all night!

WYR be a famous actor OR a famous musician?

 

[hardyharhar]

Musician


wyr have great sex with someone who doesn't respect you or lousy sex with someone who worships you

 

[bonocrazy88]

hmm lousy sex. I could always teach them or at least try ... but i cannot stand the thought of someone not respecting me, but having sex with me. uckkk.

wyr Walk through a cemetery alone at night? OR
Swim in a large pond that has snapping turtles in it?

 

[hardyharhar]

cemetary any day


wyr have a happy marriage with no kids or a crappy marriage with great kids

 

[Cin]

happy marriage, no question.


wyr find a hair in your food or a bug?

 

[bonocrazy88]

happy marriage with no kids. I am not even sure I want kids, but I wouldn't want to make the kids suffer through our bad marriage....or myself either.

OK, a hair in my food.

wyr Have a pet monkey OR a pet seal?

 

[Cin]

pet monkey, but I'd keep it at the zoo so it could play with all it's monkey chums.


wyr wear fabulous shoes now and pay for it later with bunions
or
wear comfy shoes all the time and have daggy but lump free feet

 

[bonocrazy88]

Hmmm.... fabulous shoes. You only live once. But I could find fabulous comfy shoes.

wyr have a terrific wardrobe of clothes that are two sizes too small, or two sizes two big?

 

[hardyharhar]

big - I'll wear a belt


wyr get a cool new job or go on a vacation

 

[Acrobat Angel]

Vacation- haven't been on one for YEARS!

wyr be lost in a jungle or stranded on an island

 

[bonocrazy88]

hmm. lost in a jungle. at least i have a chance of getting out and there's sure to be fresh water.

wyr spend 10 years in solitary confinement OR 10 years hospitalized not knowing whether you would live or die?

 

[Cin]

hospitalized, at least you could have visitors and watch the telly.


wyr live somewhere really cold and snowy or really hot and sweaty?

 

[MsMofoGone]

I think, hot and sweaty.
As although, it might be uncomfortable to be sweaty ... it's nowhere near how uncomfortable I am with having to deal with snow.


wyr NOT ever have to do without ... electricity or water ??

 

[bonocrazy88]

it's confusing. NOT ever have to do without.. . Well, I wouldn't want to do without electricity I suppose. but showers are amazing...so then again that's tricky

wyr find a spider the size of a CD in your bed OR a worm as long as your arm in your spaghetti?

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

lmao the worm in my spaghetti for sure.

wyr have someone spill a glass of grape juice on you by accident or have someone stick gum in your hair.

 

[bonocrazy88]

hmm gosh I guess gum in my hair...

wyr listen to screeching cats all night right outside your window OR listen to car horns beeping all night?