Word or Phrase that Just Kills You

[daafish]

There's a guy on one of the game's I play that everytime he dies, he spits out, "Crud".... who uses this these days?

 

[corianderstem]

I say "crud" all the time!

 

[Total U2 Nut]

I like "twit" and "fool" Not sure why, but I use them quite alot.

It annoys me when people say "at the end of the day", as some sort of vague attempt to sound intellectual or something - anyway, it doesn't work and it's such an overused phrase it gets on my nerves.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I say "crud" all the time!

Golly!

 

[U2 Beginner]

''Hommie'', ''dawgg''

Fucking cringe-worthy words!

 

[Lally1011]

"oh shoot!" in the meaning of something similar to disbelief.

anything with "izzle" added to the end of it.

LOL..

Then this site is definately not for you:

www.gizoogle.com

 

[LemonMelon]

Bajingo

 

[corianderstem]

ha ha! I like that one more than "Va-jay-jay."

I also have started replacing my usual "f-word" curse with "fart." Particularly at work.

 

[U2 Beginner]

''Fart''

 

[randhail]

After asking someone to do something and the person doesn't respond in any way, I like saying "Did I sutter?" That usually gets them to respond.

 

[piomike]

"reckon"

I do not like it.

 

[BoMac]

Y'all.

At first I found it amusing but after a while it get's a little annoying after you hear it all the time.

BonoManiac walks into a gas station store in New Orleans.

Station Clerk: How y'all doing?

BonoManiac: Huh? Me? Are you talking to me? (looks around to see if there's anyone else around)

Station Clerk: Yes, I'm talking to you.

BonoManiac: Oh. I'm fine. I'm really loving New Orleans.

Clerk: Y'all from out of town? Where y'all from?

BonoManiac: (Pause) Oh....yeah. I'm from out of town. I'm from Canada.

Clerk: Where y'all staying?



Anyway, you get the gist of it. It was cute at first but after a while.... I shouldn't complain because I'm the stereotypical Canadian that says "Eh" after almost every sentence.

 

[Snowlock]

People who say "Do what?" when they didn't hear what was said.

I didn't ask you to do anything! I asked why you're such an a-hole.

Oh, and "disrespect" as a verb.

 

[MsPurrl]

Y'all.

At first I found it amusing but after a while it get's a little annoying after you hear it all the time.

BonoManiac walks into a gas station store in New Orleans.

Station Clerk: How y'all doing?

BonoManiac: Huh? Me? Are you talking to me? (looks around to see if there's anyone else around)

Station Clerk: Yes, I'm talking to you.

BonoManiac: Oh. I'm fine. I'm really loving New Orleans.

Clerk: Y'all from out of town? Where y'all from?

BonoManiac: (Pause) Oh....yeah. I'm from out of town. I'm from Canada.

Clerk: Where y'all staying?



Anyway, you get the gist of it. It was cute at first but after a while.... I shouldn't complain because I'm the stereotypical Canadian that says "Eh" after almost every sentence.

Usually a Southerner won't say "y'all" to just one person!

 

[LemonMelon]

People who say "Do what?" when they didn't hear what was said.

I didn't ask you to do anything! I asked why you're such an a-hole.

Oh, and "disrespect" as a verb.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

One thing I really hate is when you're talking to someone (especially online) and they respond with "Right." And that's it. That's all. Nothing else. Just that.

 

[angelordevil]

booyah
for the win
ftw
...acronyms in general make me want to kill people
and every other one listed in here.

FYI u r a VIP

 

[starsgoblue]

When someone knows they are about to say something assholish by prefacing it with, "I'm just saying..."
It makes me want to punch a baby. (I hope it doesn't kill anyone here to hear Dane Cook quotes )

 

[bayou12780]

right...

"what can I do you for" - annoying
"at this point in time" - argghhh
"can I interrupt you for a minute" - it's never a minute
"I know you're leaving for the day" - so why are you buggin' me?
people who sign every email with "have a great day" - crap
people who call every person by one name - got a guy at work who calls everyone "Chief" - even the women - WTF

have a great day

 

[WCF]

Maybe it's just because I'm in high school that I hear this a lot, but I hate it when people answer everything with "stupid" at the end of their sentences. For example, you ask a question like "What was the homework last night?" and they go "Page 50, stupid".

I also despise your mom jokes. They were funny a couple years ago, and still can be, but when people just have no come back and resort to a your mom joke, I don't even bother answering them. They actually think they're being clever....and I can rant all day about that.

 

[LemonMelon]

"I could care less"

WTF? Learn to talk good.

 

[LMP]

Anyone who uses internet lingo in a normal conversation deserves a place in Hell. It's that simple.

lol, wtf, and j/k belong online, not in real life!

 

[BoMac]

Usually a Southerner won't say "y'all" to just one person!

Well it happened to me—on more than one occasion.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

When someone knows they are about to say something assholish by prefacing it with, "I'm just saying..."
It makes me want to punch a baby. (I hope it doesn't kill anyone here to hear Dane Cook quotes )

Or "no offense..." but you're a complete cunt. As if by putting "no offense" in front of something will make it somehow less offensive

No offense, but I'm going to shoot you in the face if you say it again.

 

[U2 Beginner]

^

 

[redhotswami]

Or "no offense..." but you're a complete cunt. As if by putting "no offense" in front of something will make it somehow less offensive

No offense, but I'm going to shoot you in the face if you say it again.

But if someone says "With all due respect," then it is okay. It's in the Geneva Conventions. Look it up!

 

[MsPurrl]

One I like: "Stop the bus--I wanna get off!"

 

[forbonou2]

Justin that talk is ONLY in Ca.!! ha...lol! Valley girl stuff!!

 

[forbonou2]

Lara..is That English? ha...lol! i would be lost in that part of town without a translator!! lol!

 

[gherman]

Anyone from Cali?

I hate all of that HELLA bull shit.