what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

korn and radiohead are my favourite punk bands.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You know, Radiohead haven't been punk since they released 'Creep'. They need to go back to that simple-minded two-chord 'life is shit and so am I' vibe that garnered them such MTV acclaim back in the early 90s.

As for Korn, keep the good work guys! Really diggin' that aggressive vibe and the freaky dreadlocks and stuff.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

You know, Radiohead haven't been punk since they released 'Creep'. They need to go back to that simple-minded two-chord 'life is shit and so am I' vibe that garnered them such MTV acclaim back in the early 90s.

As for Korn, keep the good work guys! Really diggin' that aggressive vibe and the freaky dreadlocks and stuff.

i couldnt agree more.

i mean, radiohead must be like for gays now what with their sampling and "experimental" bullshit. i mean the bends was ok, but everything after that sucked shit.

i want my power chords, i want my cruches, and i want my distortion.

as for korn, theyre so big right now! i used to like them like 4 years ago when noone knew who they were, but now - well, its frustrating. they had SO much promise, but they sold out.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Oh well, there's always Sum41 or Good Charlotte, I guess. Those guys ROCK!

As for Radiohead, yeah. And don't get me started on U2. Their last good song was Refugee. More power chords, boys! That's the ticket!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I'm too indie for Radiohead

*goes off to listen to My Bloody Valentine albums*

 

[Lilly]

shut up albarn.



you're always pretending to be too good for me


but you know my albums call your name at night.



yerrrrrrtle YEEEERRRRTTTLLLLEEEE

 

[Kieran McConville]

Are you a skinhead, Yertle the tertle?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

kieran, you gonna take me bowling?

thomas, i present my evidence - don't leave me hiiiiigh/don't leave me drrryyyyyyy. i think that utter rubbish speaks for itself.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

has anyone heard simple plan? those guys really REALLY know how to rock out.

go download "im just a kid". no im serious, especially if you have high speed internet.

i believe you'll be mildly amused.

 

[Lilly]

i've already disowned that tripe.



get over it albarn, you haven't made a decent album since parklife.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i know im in the minority here, but i think think tank kicks ass.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Most American rock kicks ass. That's why it's so well loved the world over. Kicking ass is what it's all about.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

thomas, you haven't actually made a good album yet. but play that creep song more often, it's actually halfway decent. maybe then you won't be boring your audiences to sleep.

now i'm going to speak frankly, without trying to be clever or ironic.

simple plan are one of the worst things to come out of canada next to sum 41 and avril lavigne. and nickelback. but you already knew that.

edit: and yes, think tank kicks ass, because thomas yorke isn't on it.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im really digging this whole new punk movement in general.

whenever mother tells me to do my fucking chores, i tell her "im just a kid! i dont listen to your rules, you corporate whore!"

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

let's talk about canadian bands.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm going to be frank for a moment (hahahha). Actually, no I'm not.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

*laughs*

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

thomas, you haven't actually made a good album yet. but play that creep song more often, it's actually halfway decent. maybe then you won't be boring your audiences to sleep.

now i'm going to speak frankly, without trying to be clever or ironic.

simple plan are one of the worst things to come out of canada next to sum 41 and avril lavigne. and nickelback. but you already knew that.

edit: and yes, think tank kicks ass, because thomas yorke isn't on it.

ive also noticed radiohead's audience at concerts appear to be having a very dull time. way to catch on to that, spud!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

and since were talking about hockey anyway, might i just be able to add that i really want to have sex with one of those fake hollywood bitches you always see on tv.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

don't be idioteque, bear!

*cue laughter*

 

[Kieran McConville]

(vast waves of prepackaged laughter, cheering and moans of acclaim)

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

whats this, are they asking for an encore?

your dadgummed right they are kids! theyre asking for a flippin encore!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Let's get married, let's go to Vegas. Better yet, let's involve Zonelistener in a vaguely illegal and unsettling love triangle.

 

[Lilly]

albarn,


it's ok that you feel cutting wit is your only way to pretend not to worship radiohead like you do. i feel like...well i'm your mentor.


but not on purpose.


because i would never let you steal all of my ideas and put them to shit like you do with them.


i mean it's flattering for a moment.


but it's really getting irritating now little brother.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Let's get married, let's go to Vegas. Better yet, let's involve Zonelistener in a vaguely illegal and unsettling love triangle.

i cant believe i just used the macphisto smiley!!!!!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Guess what bedhair?
I was flicking through the music channels yesterday and Radiohead's new one (one of them anyway) was on and I thought it sounded good.

Am I cool enough now?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well angie, id love to answer that but ive got to hurry up and go ahead and do something before its deadline is due, i hope you understand. hold that thought ok angie, ill be right back!

 

[Angela Harlem]

im so sick of your bullshit bear.
i cant take this anymore.
im not a deadline, passing.
i am here, right now.
waiting.

give me something.
i love you bear.
like a hole
in the head.

 

[cujo]

Is there a monster taking over your head?





If I weren't already dead, I would have killed myself laughing again!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im so sick of your bullshit bear.
i cant take this anymore.
im not a deadline, passing.
i am here, right now.
waiting.

give me something.
i love you bear.
like a hole
in the head.

yayaya, ill come back and read this tommorow when i have time.