What is the Craziest shit you have done at work? - Page 2

**Bonochick** · 03-15-2007, 04:53 PM

When I worked in a clothing store, the assistant manager was in one of the fitting rooms to change into a pair of shorts, since she had to climb up a ladder to change a spotlight. Since we all have keys to unlock the fitting rooms, I decided to unlock her door and kick it open to go bursting in. Well...I opened the wrong door...and encountered a very flustered, half-naked customer!!!!!!!!!

Luckily, she had a VERY good sense of humor!!!!

MrPryck2U · 03-15-2007, 06:25 PM

Which half was naked?

Bono's Betty · 03-15-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Bonochick
When I worked in a clothing store, the assistant manager was in one of the fitting rooms to change into a pair of shorts, since she had to climb up a ladder to change a spotlight. Since we all have keys to unlock the fitting rooms, I decided to unlock her door and kick it open to go bursting in. Well...I opened the wrong door...and encountered a very flustered, half-naked customer!!!!!!!!! Luckily, she had a VERY good sense of humor!!!!

OMG!!

Night & Day · 03-15-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by fear_nothing
My first job, one night, it was raining, and there were no customers. So I ran out side and grabbed a snail and sent it through an oven.
Later I grabbed another one and tried to figure out which mixture of chemicals would kill it the quickest. The winner was this bleach type power that literally ate away the entire soft part of the snail leaving only the shell. Better that table salt.

Are you for fucking real?

I mean, this is a joke right, liiike, you are an Interferencer with an 'alter', right?
.... and you like saying shit like this, because really,
you really are the president of The Humane Society and value every living thing and this is just so not like the real 'you'...right?
And its just everyone else knows your alter but me...
so thats why no one else is reacting to this.
Right?

Phew.

RedRocksU2 · 03-16-2007, 02:03 AM

Well let's see, when I was in my early 20's, I worked at a store that had cashiers...they were crazy girls. Then one night after inventory, we went to the liqour store and bought some vodka and oj and beer....we got drunk very quick (there was 4 guys and 6 girls)
The girls started dancing on top of boxes and after a while.....clothes started dissapearing

....strip dancing...not by the guys.

We had video of it

Zoobaby14 · 03-16-2007, 06:11 AM

many years ago my mum was working in a office and she was to take down messages for the boss

She worte that Mr. G. Raffe called and wrote down the number of the Toronga Zoo in Sydney

He didn't get the joke, until he hung up the phone.

fly so high! · 03-16-2007, 06:43 AM

I can do a pretty good IRISH accent.....my mum is IRISH...so it's not terribly hard for me to imitate.........one day....my workmate dared me to speak all day with an Irish accent, .....answering phones......the lot......apparently someone asked for me......lucky for me she did not know my name.........but my boss was like " there is no irish girl here, we have people here with an indian and lebanese accent.... but no irish!"

We had to control our laughing fits.....it was alot of fun that day!

03-15-2007, 04:53 PM	#21
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 10:14 PM	When I worked in a clothing store, the assistant manager was in one of the fitting rooms to change into a pair of shorts, since she had to climb up a ladder to change a spotlight. Since we all have keys to unlock the fitting rooms, I decided to unlock her door and kick it open to go bursting in. Well...I opened the wrong door...and encountered a very flustered, half-naked customer!!!!!!!!! Luckily, she had a VERY good sense of humor!!!! __________________ __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

03-15-2007, 06:25 PM	#22
MrPryck2U ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hudson Valley, NY, USA, Earth Posts: 10,099 Local Time: 09:14 PM	Which half was naked? __________________

03-16-2007, 06:43 AM	#27
fly so high! Refugee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St Andrews NSW Australia Posts: 1,835 Local Time: 12:14 PM	I can do a pretty good IRISH accent.....my mum is IRISH...so it's not terribly hard for me to imitate.........one day....my workmate dared me to speak all day with an Irish accent, .....answering phones......the lot......apparently someone asked for me......lucky for me she did not know my name.........but my boss was like " there is no irish girl here, we have people here with an indian and lebanese accent.... but no irish!" We had to control our laughing fits.....it was alot of fun that day! __________________

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03-16-2007, 02:03 AM	#25
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, CA. Posts: 26,437 Local Time: 07:14 PM	Well let's see, when I was in my early 20's, I worked at a store that had cashiers...they were crazy girls. Then one night after inventory, we went to the liqour store and bought some vodka and oj and beer....we got drunk very quick (there was 4 guys and 6 girls) The girls started dancing on top of boxes and after a while.....clothes started dissapearing ....strip dancing...not by the guys. We had video of it

03-16-2007, 06:11 AM	#26
Zoobaby14 War Child Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sydneeeyyy! Posts: 568 Local Time: 02:14 AM	many years ago my mum was working in a office and she was to take down messages for the boss She worte that Mr. G. Raffe called and wrote down the number of the Toronga Zoo in Sydney He didn't get the joke, until he hung up the phone.