I am a TurboShandy.
That's a pint of Stella mixed with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, for those of you who haven't yet been fortunate enough to experience this delight.
I am utterly delicious and intoxicating but will give you the mother of all headaches if you spend too much time with me.
Oh, and don't even think of decorating me with a slice of lemon and one of those little parasols. I'm not a barbie doll y'know.