What are ya gonna call the little cherubs??

[pax]

I don't want to offend anyone here, but I like to read kids' birthday announcements in the local papers and pick out the really atrocious names, and make fun of their parents.

I would give examples, but I don't want anyone to kill me.

I plan on giving my children, should I have any, traditional first names possibly paired with more interesting middle names. I love the name Jane for a girl; I'd also like to give as first or middle names Jacqueline or Susanne, after my mom and my favorite aunt. For boys, I like Biblical names like Daniel, Michael and Ethan.

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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono

You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono

 

[scatteroflight]

Originally posted by paxetaurora:
I don't want to offend anyone here, but I like to read kids' birthday announcements in the local papers and pick out the really atrocious names, and make fun of their parents.

I would give examples, but I don't want anyone to kill me.

You are not alone--I enjoy that pastime too!



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Your seven worlds collide
Whenever I am by your side
Dust from a distant sun
Will shower over everyone

-Crowded House

 

[The Wanderer]

i always like to make fun of people who name their kids after themselves (see George Foreman's 5 sons all named George, and daughter named Georgie)

what's even better is when families have about 5 different names and everybody in the family shares them (Mary, Joseph, David, John, Michael)

 

[zooropamanda]

My uncle's wife has about 1000 brothers and sisters and for some weird reason all the kids names start with M..
Margaret, Mary, Michael, Maureen, Maree, and so on..

 

[Danospano]

I like George Canstanza's choice, "Seven". LOL...Seinfeld was such a kick-ass show!

 

[drumkeeran]

These are already taken:

Seamus Eamon
Deirdre Maire
Declan Xavier

My kids think their names are way cool!!!

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If your glass house should crack....POE

 

[Monkey79]

I tried to get my wife to bite on "Seven." No luck....she smacked me.