Wetwang Superthread

[phillyfan26]

Bug pinus.

 

[coolian2]

Dead thread

 

[redhotswami]

i just burned my once pretty hand

 

[phillyfan26]

How?

 

[redhotswami]

i burned a piece of tofu that had fallen to the bottom of my housemate's toaster oven. i tried to get it out with a utensil. my hand accidentally brushed against the roof of the toaster and then ssssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

[phillyfan26]

Similar things have happened to me, though usually not with tofu.

I treat burns with two things: swearing and ignoring pain.

 

[redhotswami]

yeah...i suppose i should put something on it...but our bodies are awesome things, and the integumentary system is already hard at work trying to repair it.

 

[phillyfan26]

You and your anatomy talk and whatnot.

 

[coolian2]

I treat burns with two things: swearing and ignoring pain.

How else are you meant to treat burns?

Should we ask WebMD?

 

[phillyfan26]

WebMd will probably inform me that I've spontaneously combusted and should begin my will ASAP.

 

[Dalton]

What's up wet tang?

 

[coolian2]

WebMd will probably inform me that I've spontaneously combusted and should begin my will ASAP.

You may be on fire, consider extinguishing yourself.

 

[coolian2]

What's up wet tang?

Do you know where i can get some tang around here?

 

[Dalton]

Do you know where i can get some tang around here?

I keep mine at the house.

 

[coolian2]

Oh dear dear dear England.


36-4......

 

[Dalton]

Oh dear dear dear England.


36-4......

What are you watching?

 

[coolian2]

What are you watching?

Cricket. But i won't since nobody else who gets it is around.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i get cricket but i wont watch it .





i thought we had already been to wetwang?


anyways just checking in on the monster 5 kinds of awesome demotivational posters thread before i go to work .


its too funny !

 

[Varitek]

yeah...i suppose i should put something on it...but our bodies are awesome things, and the integumentary system is already hard at work trying to repair it.

i got really clumsy with an iron this summer and burned my wrist. aloe, off a plant if you can find it but pure gel if you can't, and bacitracin. keep a bandage on it. i let mine go without a bandage and the damaged skin caught on somethihng and a little tore off and it's more scarred there now. (also not wise to foget you burned it 2-3 weeks later and tan without sunblock there)

 

[Dalton]

I'm watching Enchanted tonight.

I shit you not.

 

[Varitek]

mofo is NOT funny. he is seriously dragging down the quality of our thread.

 

[Dalton]

And NSW is pretending he's not at his computer. Damn

 

[Dalton]

mofo is NOT funny. he is seriously dragging down the quality of our thread.

His are the best ones.

 

[Varitek]

and i don't get the one about acronyms

 

[Varitek]

His are the best ones.

he is a really, really bitter person

 

[Dalton]

he is a really, really bitter person

and you're built of cheer?

 

[Varitek]

and you're built of cheer?

at least i'm built of loving mockery. except the mcguinness one. no love in that one.

 

[Dalton]

Ok, so I finally checked out the thread: he really is a bitter person.

Nice thread, v.

Please don't ever make me go into that forum again.

 

[Lila64]

Do you know where i can get some tang around here?

poontang?

 

[liamcool]

Grr....still fighting the cold...