Want To Bet Me *Anything* That Ottawa Wins The Stanley Cup?

[Michael Griffiths]

For the record:

THE OTTAWA SENATORS WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP THIS YEAR.

I'll let you decide on the wager. Does anyone want to take me up on it? I remember quite a few posters recently saying NJ are going to beat them badly this series, so it shouldn't be a worry, right? So, let's make a wager!!!

 

[Chizip]

if ottawa wins i can make out with your sister

if they dont you can make out with her

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Uhm, it's inherently understood that a bet involves a mutually desirable reward.

 

[Chizip]

you know you want to

she has a tongue ring

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Anyway, Chizip, you're clearly not so confident that NJ will beat Ottawa now are you? Otherwise you would have made a reasonable bet! (BTW, she doesn't have a tongue ring anymore you sick fool )

 

[Chizip]

what, she took it out?!?!?

what was she thinking?!?!?!?!??!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

bet you ANYTHING!?

 

[cujo]

Ok Michael

The Anaheim Mighty Ducks Will Win the Stanley Cup

I made this prediction at the end of the first round, and I'll stick to it... I'm willing to make an interesting bet if you've got some ideas...

PS-

Ottawa will tank in the New Jersey series

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I wish I could make a bet, but I'm with you on the Ottawa prediction.

 

[zonelistener]

I Like Ottawa - but I can't pass up a bet (re: Gamblers Anonymous).

Let's see here............
*digs around his bag
I have exactly $2.35 CAD

Your on!

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Okay, Cujo, if Ottawa wins the cup, you and Chizip have to write love poetry to each other for 3 pages of an entire thread in this forum (Put 'Em Under Pressure). And it has to sound genuine. If Anaheim wins the cup, then I have to write three pages of love poetry to any woman on this forum, it doesn't matter who (maybe they'll all join in?). Sound like a deal?

If NJ or Minnesota wins the cup, then Chizip will have to write love poetry to himself for 3 pages (which I'm sure he's quite fond of doing in his spare time anyway). How's that sound?!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I like it.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

*in my best Swedish accent* We like it too!

Make it an Irish Spring shower

 

[cujo]

Okay, Cujo, if Ottawa wins the cup, you and Chizip have to write love poetry to each other for 3 pages of an entire thread in this forum (Put 'Em Under Pressure). And it has to sound genuine. If Anaheim wins the cup, then I have to write three pages of love poetry to any woman on this forum, it doesn't matter who (maybe they'll all join in?). Sound like a deal?

Well, I can't speak for chizzer but that sounds like a deal. However, if Anaheim wins the Cup, then one Michael Griffiths has to write genuine love poetry about Paul Kariya. Or, you have to post a thread about why St. Louis is the best city in the world... 3 pages either way That's only fair considering what Chizip and I have to do if we lose. So, start swooning over the "other" Paul, because it's gonna be a long three pages to fill my friend.

If you agree to my added stipulation, I believe we have a gentleman's bet...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

that is a good deal.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Well, well, well. That sounds fascinating to say the least. I think we should wait for Chizip before we officially "shake" on it. This could be rather humorous when all is said and done. Do I have to pick St. Louis or Paul Karyia now or at the time of losing such a bet (if I lose)? Start thinking groovy thoughts about Chizip!!! Bwahaha!

 

[cujo]

You must choose now Michael... there can be only one thread.

*in a Scottish Accent*

 

[Michael Griffiths]

St. Louis would be less embarrassing, but Paul Karyia would be much funnier I think (even if genuine sounding). But we haven't even made this bet yet because Chizip has to agree! So I'll hold off in deciding until then.

 

[cujo]

Paul Kariya it is then. Upon chizzer's approval... which is a tough thing to get, he has such high standards... a real class act he is

 

[Michael Griffiths]

 

[cujo]

Ah yes, Griffiths... a man of few words, but many smiley faces... that's what the Northern White Powder can do to you...

 

[ladywithspinninghead]

Hahahahaha, this thread is hilarious!!!

Btw, I live in Ottawa and the city's going absolutely nuts!!!!

GO SENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I thought the game was tonight.


Um... Let's go Wild?

 

[AvsGirl41]

I am rooting for Ottawa, but whoever wins, hilarity is going to ensue!

 

[Michael Griffiths]

But AvsGirl, if Ottawa loses, not only would I have to write Paul Karyia love poetry, but I'd have to write all the women on this forum (including you!) love poetry as well. Wouldn't that be worth it?

Chizip -- where art thou!?!? I know you're out there; come out of hiding!

 

[cujo]

But AvsGirl, if Ottawa loses, not only would I have to write Paul Karyia love poetry, but I'd have to write all the women on this forum (including you!) love poetry as well. Wouldn't that be worth it?

To the ladies of Interference

Warning

Any attempts that one Michael Griffiths makes to woo you with poetic advances is not sanctioned by the postulates of this gentleman's bet. It is not casual practice of this forum to allow a Northern Snow-Blower such as Griffiths, to mingle with rational people. If he continues to harass you with verse or prose, notify me so that I may flog him with a pennysack.

Yours truly,

Cujo

 

[Chizip]

let's get it on

 

[AvsGirl41]

But AvsGirl, if Ottawa loses, not only would I have to write Paul Karyia love poetry, but I'd have to write all the women on this forum (including you!) love poetry as well. Wouldn't that be worth it?

Chizip -- where art thou!?!? I know you're out there; come out of hiding!

As much as I adore love poetry (to Paul Kariya as much as myself) I really would like to see Ottawa win. Ottawa would love having the Cup as much as I would love having somethng in common with Paul Kariya....

I'm thinking of the higher good.

 

[zonelistener]

Gameday!

*Waves red and white flag with Maple Leaf on it

 

[Michael Griffiths]

As much as I adore love poetry (to Paul Kariya as much as myself) I really would like to see Ottawa win. Ottawa would love having the Cup as much as I would love having somethng in common with Paul Kariya....

I'm thinking of the higher good.

Well, I'm high on life! And I'm good! So, technically, I'm the "higher good"!

I don't knw what that means.