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Old 07-30-2005, 03:05 PM   #21
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I once had the misfortune of having it on my computer, but thankfully, I am now unable to upload it for you.

(Why was it on my computer? One of my friends wanted to show me just how crap it is.)
who is it by?
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who is it by?
I think they were called Big And Rich. Not sure.
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Barbie Girl may be bad, but it's better than Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.
Is that the Country w/ Hip Hop atitude song by Big & Rich? They really are bad.
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Is that the Country w/ Hip Hop atitude song by Big & Rich? They really are bad.
That would be the one. I think listening to that song can easily be classed as cruel and inhuman punishment.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I'd also like to nominate for title of One Of The Worst Songs Ever, Ride Wit Me by Nelly.

He could at least learn how to spell 'with'.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Lets have a look at the Chorus to one of the worst songs EVER.

Snow - Informer

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down
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Let have a look at the Chorus to one of the worst songs EVER.

Snow - Informer

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down


That is such total shit.

I'm trying to remember the name of another song that has to be in my top ten worst songs of all time. It's an R&B song with absolutely disgusting lyrics such as "I want your tongue on my neck, on my breasts, on my stomach" and a whole lot of moaning. Anyone know what that wretched piece of musical faecal matter is called and who it's by?
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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cmon man, i was just being sarcastic when i told u chill out...couldn't u tell??

relax a little man
what's the deal? i was being sarcastic when i said i was being sarcastic. how could you not fathom that?
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That is such total shit.

I am tempted to post all the lyrics to that snow song. But i think it would be too cruel. It is indeed the most shitty lyrics i have ever read...

And i seem to remember a song with the lyrics you mention What can it be
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I am tempted to post all the lyrics to that snow song. But i think it would be too cruel. It is indeed the most shitty lyrics i have ever read...

And i seem to remember a song with the lyrics you mention What can it be
Oh, please do post them! I got such a laugh from that chorus.

I remember I saw that song when I tuned into Australia's top fifty music videos ages ago to see if anything decent was charting (no, nothing was). But for the life of me, I can't remember who did it ... I think I erased it from my memory.
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Axver,, You will get the Snow lyrics soon but i found out what song you meant

Khia - My neck my back

First you gotta put yo neck into it
Don't stop just do it, do it
Then you roll your tongue
From the back up to the front
Then you get it off, keep me up on ya
Make sure I keep my eyes on ya
All over the club and stuff
Real player show me so much love
The best love comes slow and long
Knows how to stay down on ya
All night till the crack of dawn
Real good, keep it comin strong
Through the night making so much love
In dead sleep when the sun comes up

My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
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You rock for finding the song, but ...

OK, we now have my list of the three worst songs of all time:

1. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy - Big And Rich
2. The Milkshake Song - Kelis
3. My Neck, My Back - Khia

[Edit: Actually, they're probably all equal first ...]
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Ok,, I am sorry to do this...

The complete Informer lyrics

What's up man hey yo what's up
Yeah what's goin' on here
Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here
You know what I'm sayin'
Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day
Word word bust it

CHORUS:
Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.

CHORUS.

Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

CHORUS.

Bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover
Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly
Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do

CHORUS.

Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2)
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know
Pure black people mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show
Where me born in on the one Toronto so

CHORUS.

Come with a nice young lady.
Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all
Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a
You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so

CHORUS.

Why would he (x2)

Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl
Police knock my door lick up my pal
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands
Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped
Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

CHORUS.
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I just had the misfortune of finding the lyrics to the dirty version of the Khia song.

It's so horrible I'm not even posting the link here.



Worst song. Ever.
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I just tried to download that Khia song I failed,,
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Is that even English, or just a random word generator spewing forth crap? Oh my goodness. That is BAD.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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VERTIGO IS GREAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unos dos tres catorce

the lights go down
you need to get a life
stop bitching
fuck off fuck off
yes please do
you're hatred is teaching me howwwwwwww to haaaaaaaaate
ye ye ye ye ye
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Have you heard Kid A? 10 of the worst, all in a row, on 1 record.
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Billy Boola is Bono's best song.

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred has the best lyrics... ever.

R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (all 5 of them) is a close second.
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Hello? Worst song in the history of mankind?

Umm... Barbie Girl by Aqua?


Close the thread now. It's over.
There's another song by them that's even worse.... in fact there are 2 I think.

Lollipop (Candyman) and Tarzan & Jane... I think are the names.
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