Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia Superthread

[the tourist]

i knew a normal asian girl in high school. she was really nice. and she confessed in class one time that she REALLY liked anal. i was like oooookay.

 

[Varitek]

Screw you, i was going to make a joke.





So this is what it's like inside a vagina.

i was so worried some one would beat me to it. and i'm sad nobody gave me a

so axver, ian, and maj, how does it feel to be inside a vagina for the first time?

45'd 5x

OWNED

 

[coolian2]

Bluer than I expected. It's a cold vagina?

Nicole Kidman perhaps?








I'm rather surprised that being in a vagina is just like being in an anus.

 

[the tourist]

tan lines??? how trashy

Well, you know. High school girls are probably scared when fake-tanning.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Poor Dalton. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to, like, buy PFan a girlfriend or something already.

lol, i know. he tried finding me a guy once, but i told him i was fine and he seemed to not try again after that. but i guess he feels for pfan.

 

[bono_man2002]

Wow. Who ever knew Virgina had so many U2 fans?

 

[coolian2]

i knew a normal asian girl in high school. she was really nice. and she confessed in class one time that she REALLY liked anal. i was like oooookay.

I think i just heard the majors head explode

 

[Axver]

Surprisingly, I find I prefer Aussie girls. That being said, either way I haven't really a chance, so meh. One day someone'll come along. Remember though, One Child Policy and the preference for boys in China.

And it still happens today, I'm pretty sure.

Besides, Asian girls in Australia and from Asia are... weird.

Yeah, I suppose most of the Asian girls here are the ones you've complained about, what with being culturally isolated and materialistic and self-absorbed and all.

 

[Varitek]

I'm rather surprised that being in a vagina is just like being in an anus.

 

[the tourist]

Nicole Kidman perhaps?








I'm rather surprised that being in a vagina is just like being in an anus.

The difference is that I'm more a force to be reckoned with inside a vagina than inside an anus.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i know! i forget her exact words, but everyone was discussing anal so it wasn't a random outburst or something. i think there was a rumour going around she did maybe? but she was basically like "i like dicks in my ass okay!!" or something. it was hilarious.

 

[mysterious_jen]

vazza im friends with ian too, can you add me, i cant figure out which one you are

 

[major_panic]

i knew a normal asian girl in high school. she was really nice. and she confessed in class one time that she REALLY liked anal. i was like oooookay.

WTF

Exactly what I mean, or

 

[coolian2]

The difference is that I'm more a force to be reckoned with inside a vagina than inside an anus.

That's not what you said last ni..........let's not bother.

 

[the tourist]

i know! i forget her exact words, but everyone was discussing anal so it wasn't a random outburst or something. i think there was a rumour going around she did maybe? but she was basically like "i like dicks in my ass okay!!" or something. it was hilarious.

I think the term "one way street" is a good one.

 

[The Sad Punk]

i know! i forget her exact words, but everyone was discussing anal so it wasn't a random outburst or something. i think there was a rumour going around she did maybe? but she was basically like "i like dicks in my ass okay!!" or something. it was hilarious.

That kind of makes it less weird, but still - what the fuck.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Well, you know. High school girls are probably scared when fake-tanning.

hehe, this is true. this is also why i don't really tan. luckily i have somewhat of a natural tan so i don't look deathly pale or anything.

 

[the tourist]

That's not what you said last ni..........let's not bother.

Um, you weren't supposed to say an....

 

[major_panic]

I think i just heard the majors head explode

MAJOR_PANIC = OWNED!

 

[Varitek]

The difference is that I'm more a force to be reckoned with inside a vagina than inside an anus.

So, you'll be giving more hits to Vagina than to Anus?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

That kind of makes it less weird, but still - what the fuck.

she was also a bit of an attention whore she'd sing in the middle of class and stuff. i have no idea.

 

[the tourist]

hehe, this is true. this is also why i don't really tan. luckily i have somewhat of a natural tan so i don't look deathly pale or anything.

And I'm a boy. So I don't tan. But if I did, I'd be naaaaaaaked.

 

[Axver]

I don't see the point in tans.




Says the albino ...

 

[the tourist]

So, you'll be giving more hits to Vagina than to Anus?

Easily. And by hits, I don't mean spankings.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

And I'm a boy. So I don't tan. But if I did, I'd be naaaaaaaked.

 

[major_panic]

Yeah, I suppose most of the Asian girls here are the ones you've complained about, what with being culturally isolated and materialistic and self-absorbed and all.

"OMG that gangsta guy is sooo hawt, let's go out with him despite the fact that he'll treat me like crap!"

And they're usually about as warm and caring as a major_panic Haast's Eagle Flying Kick.

 

[the tourist]

I don't see the point in tans.




Says the albino ...

Better chance of skin cancer.

 

[Axver]

she was also a bit of an attention whore

I'm guessing that if you took out the word 'attention', that sentence would still be true.

 

[the tourist]

Though fake either way is just wrong. Beaches are the way to go.

 

[coolian2]

I think the term "one way street" is a good one.

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