Upperthong, West Yorkshire Superthread

[Axver]

Do you know what we haven't had in a while? A penis/big penis/gigantor motherfucking penis exchange.

That's because this thread needs more Andrew.

 

[coolian2]

19-17.


And the Hurricanes went bloody close to scoring.

 

[Axver]

19-17.


And the Hurricanes went bloody close to scoring.

Oh man. Don't lose it now you bastards.

 

[coolian2]

14 to go, same score. Hurricanes on attack.

 

[Axver]

14 to go, same score. Hurricanes on attack.

COME OOOOOON.

 

[coolian2]

Sounds like there's more Hurricanes fans in the crowd. No surprise considering the apathy of Blues and Auckland rugby crowds.

 

[coolian2]

It's a shame it's taken damn near the entire season to produce a good game

 

[Axver]

Sounds like there's more Hurricanes fans in the crowd. No surprise considering the apathy of Blues and Auckland rugby crowds.

Fiery Auckland-vs-Wellington crowds seem to be a thing of the past ...

 

[coolian2]

Now it's almost entirely Hurricanes on attack, 8 to go.

 

[Axver]

Now it's almost entirely Hurricanes on attack, 8 to go.

They better fucking score something.

Even a droppie. That'll do.

 

[coolian2]

Now the Blues have a scrum feed on halfway. Not bad defence.

4 and a half to go.

 

[coolian2]

Oh dear, Blues kick out on the full, Hurricanes lineout inside the 22.

 

[coolian2]

Hurricanes miss a drop kick, 2:30 to go.

 

[coolian2]

Now misses a 50 metre drop kick effort with 2 to go.

 

[Axver]

Oh fuck.

Glad I can't watch, really.

 

[coolian2]

THEY MISS ANOTHER DROP KICK.


Only 30 seconds to go

 

[Axver]

First half highlights just shown on the news. The second try by the 'Canes was cool.

 

[Axver]

THEY MISS ANOTHER DROP KICK.


Only 30 seconds to go

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GUYS.

DON'T SNATCH DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY.

 

[coolian2]

Moving back into drop kick range.....

 

[coolian2]

Free kick to the Blooooooooooos and it's over.

19-17.

 

[Axver]

FUUUUCK.

Fuckin' Horrorcanes.

Fuck.

 

[Axver]

Now we're dependent on the results of others. Current top six:

1. Crusaders: 52
2. Horrorcanes: 41
3. Blues: 40
4. Waratahs: 39
5. Stormers: 37
6. Sharks: 37

The bottom three still have games in hand.

Crucially, the Hurricanes have a fantastic points differential, so if it ends up being them, the Sharks, and/or Stormers stuck all on 41, the 'Canes will be first through as their points differential is +106, compared to +49 for the Stormers and +40 for the Sharks.

 

[Axver]

I love how at the moment, the Hurricanes could get anything from a home semi-final to not even making the finals. Bleh. If the Reds beat the Waratahs and the Sharks and Stormers fail to win by four tries or more, it's home semi-final time. C'mooon Reds ...

 

[Axver]

Dead thread?

 

[phillyfan26]

Live thread. Live, damn it.

 

[Axver]

G'day, PFan.

 

[phillyfan26]

Today's weather: 63 and rainy.

For you celsius folk out there ... 17 and wet.

 

[Axver]

17's a good temperature. We're doing around about that at the moment.

And they're forecasting hail tomorrow, woo.

 

[phillyfan26]

Only you're going towards the cold and we're going towards the warm.

 

[coolian2]

I love how at the moment, the Hurricanes could get anything from a home semi-final to not even making the finals. Bleh. If the Reds beat the Waratahs and the Sharks and Stormers fail to win by four tries or more, it's home semi-final time. C'mooon Reds ...

You never know. You might get a dodgy 80-90 point win by a South African team......