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[Axver]

Yay, Channel 7 brings the shit commentary again.

"Those drums are ancient." NO FUCKING SHIT YOU DUMB BIMBO.

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[bono_man2002]

Urgh, I have to get up at 4-4:30am in the morning. I'm going to Melbourne with Dad.

 

[coolian2]

I love you TVNZ. They have a Chinese woman with expert comments in very poor Engrish.

 

[Axver]

I love you TVNZ. They have a Chinese woman with expert comments in very poor Engrish.

7's saying nothing. Shame what I'm watching is boring.

 

[bono_man2002]

I love you TVNZ. They have a Chinese woman with expert comments in very poor Engrish.

Oh man I need a laptop, I'm getting sleepy.

 

[Axver]

Urgh, I have to get up at 4-4:30am in the morning. I'm going to Melbourne with Dad.

Ouch, what for?

I thought you normally came to Melbourne on Friday nights too?

 

[coolian2]

They're drumming with bug dildos.

 

[bono_man2002]

Great Commentary by Channel 7, wait they're saying nothing, It is great!

 

[coolian2]

There's such a thing as too much drums.

 

[bono_man2002]

There's such a thing as too much drums.

I was keeping an eye out for Bono.

I hope his back is okay....

 

[coolian2]

Hi Keith Quinn

You don't need to translate everything the show says.

 

[coolian2]

Animated fireworks....cool?

 

[bono_man2002]

Aaand Here Come The Pretzels!

 

[coolian2]

Chinese woman: "The firework representing the invention of gunpower"
TVNZ commentator: "Gunpowder, yes."

 

[coolian2]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY'RE FUCKING FLYING

 

[Axver]

They're drumming with bug dildos.

Quoted for truth.

 

[coolian2]

"The Olympic rings that were lying flat are now being lifted"

Thanks, I can fucking see that.

 

[Axver]

There's such a thing as too much drums.

Indeed. Though it did improve by the end. The start of scream-hit was lacklustre. That was a very poor way to begin the Opening Ceremony.

And wow, flying people; in what Australian city did I see that eight years ago?

 

[Axver]

"The Olympic rings that were lying flat are now being lifted"

Thanks, I can fucking see that.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to let them know I'd left the country.

 

[bono_man2002]

"The Olympic rings that were lying flat are now being lifted"

Thanks, I can fucking see that.

 

[coolian2]

Aw hell yeah, children dressed as the Village People.

Wait...

 

[coolian2]

Oh, sorry, I forgot to let them know I'd left the country.

 

[Axver]

I bet that singing girl's brothers and sisters are jealous.

Oh, wait.

 

[coolian2]

I bet that singing girl's brothers and sisters are jealous.

Oh, wait.

Great call

 

[Axver]

:sits for the Chinese anthem and turns his back on the TV:

Fuck you, Tibet rapers and Darfur molesters.

 

[Axver]

ADS? WHAT THE FUCK?

And where's U-Wen to provide expert insults of how this ceremony makes a mockery of Chinese culture?

 

[bono_man2002]

Fuck this is boring, I might watch star wars, our put the X Files on or something.....boring!

 

[coolian2]

Holy shit, you guys bailed to ads faster than TVNZ did (or haven't, yet)

 

[bono_man2002]

ADS? WHAT THE FUCK?

Its a commercial network, what did you expect.

Oh Sonya Kruger mentioned something about dancing, where is Darryl Sommers