Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio Superthread

[Axver]

Makes you wonder what kind of thoughts go through the heads of women who call Adam a silver fox

... oh god, if that didn't creep me out already, now it's really fucking disturbing.

 

[coolian2]

 

[Axver]

There's a reason those bestiality questions are there on the purity test...

Makes me think of our discussion about equestrian events at the XXX Olympiad in London earlier ...

 

[coolian2]

 

[bono_212]

I was going to photoshop something,but I'm too tired

 

[Axver]

Oh god, I hope I'm not coming down with anything. Kim, this fucked up bug you've had, did it initially make you unnaturally very tired, especially in the eyes and legs, and did you get a sore throat and painful cough?

 

[bono_212]

I love you Bill

 

[bono_212]

Oh god, I hope I'm not coming down with anything. Kim, this fucked up bug you've had, did it initially make you unnaturally very tired, especially in the eyes and legs, and did you get a sore throat and painful cough?

You've been poisoned by the sight of furries I've seen this happen before. There IS a cure...but you're not going to like it.

 

[coolian2]

Oh god, I hope I'm not coming down with anything. Kim, this fucked up bug you've had, did it initially make you unnaturally very tired, especially in the eyes and legs, and did you get a sore throat and painful cough?

You're going to be very unwell Ax.

 

[Axver]

Oh that is total fucking brilliance.

 

[Gluey]

Oh god, I hope I'm not coming down with anything. Kim, this fucked up bug you've had, did it initially make you unnaturally very tired, especially in the eyes and legs, and did you get a sore throat and painful cough?

That's not a good sign Ax....but how did my germs get across the Tasman to you??

 

[Gluey]

You're going to be very unwell Ax.

Be prepared to cough up bits of lung, be unable and unwilling to eat, gag, have a sore chest from the force of coughing, get fevers, ache, and feel like shit in general, all for about a week

 

[coolian2]

Incidentally, how the fuck did I nearly freeze through a Warriors game yet haven't even had a sign of a cold?

 

[Axver]

You've been poisoned by the sight of furries I've seen this happen before. There IS a cure...but you're not going to like it.

I may just stay sick ...

 

[coolian2]

Be prepared to cough up bits of lung, be unable and unwilling to eat, gag, have a sore chest from the force of coughing, get fevers, ache, and feel like shit in general, all for about a week

Oooh, I really didn't want to be reminded of the last time I had the flu. I wished for death.

 

[Gluey]

Incidentally, how the fuck did I nearly freeze through a Warriors game yet haven't even had a sign of a cold?

See what you did right there???? Hmm??? YOU HAVE JUST OFFICIALLY JINXED YOURSELF!!!

I was cocky too....just like you....I made the official statement about 3 weeks ago about how awesome things were this year in that NONE of us had got sick AT ALL....then we all dropped like flies.....

Karma is a bitch.

 

[Gluey]

Oooh, I really didn't want to be reminded of the last time I had the flu. I wished for death.

ManFlu. I bet all you had was a womans cold.

 

[coolian2]

See what you did right there???? Hmm??? YOU HAVE JUST OFFICIALLY JINXED YOURSELF!!!

I was cocky too....just like you....I made the official statement about 3 weeks ago about how awesome things were this year in that NONE of us had got sick AT ALL....then we all dropped like flies.....

Karma is a bitch.

I'm fully expecting to end up very ill after tomorrows game, which will be played in much warmer (SURELY!) conditions than previous trips to Mt Smart.

Actually, I probably end up getting sick as a result of moving from a cold street to a warm bus.

 

[coolian2]

ManFlu. I bet all you had was a womans cold.

Not at all, I've had the ManFlu a few times the last few years, but August 2005 was the time I wished for a swift death.

 

[Gluey]

Not at all, I've had the ManFlu a few times the last few years, but August 2005 was the time I wished for a swift death.

Like this?

or

 

[coolian2]

Like this?

or

Ah, the second one. I've always liked the beach.

Although the first one is Tenerife

 

[bono_212]

Ah, the second one. I've always liked the beach.

Although the first one is Tenerife

lamest. post. ever.

 

[Axver]

Oh my god. Mum's just called and she's watching Geelong vs Melbourne. It's about five minutes into the SECOND QUARTER and it's 60-0 to the Cats.

SIXTY TO FUCKING NIL.

 

[coolian2]

Oh my god. Mum's just called and she's watching Geelong vs Melbourne. It's about five minutes into the SECOND QUARTER and it's 60-0 to the Cats.

SIXTY TO FUCKING NIL.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. That's hilarious. I mean, surely Melbourne should have jagged even a single point by now.

On a completely unrelated note, 1 vs 2 in the NRL is quite enjoyable.

 

[coolian2]

Wait, Melbourne (the NRL team) just scored. jawsome try.

 

[Axver]

OK, off the phone now. Melbourne has indeed got a point. A SINGLE LONELY POINT. 67-1. Holy shit.

I'm scared the prediction I made earlier to Daniel of 200-13 may come true.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Haha, Geelong are fucking caning the Dees. Not that it's a surprise, but Melbourne's only score is a rushed behind, and it's the second quarter!

 

[Axver]

That's not a good sign Ax....but how did my germs get across the Tasman to you??

Be prepared to cough up bits of lung, be unable and unwilling to eat, gag, have a sore chest from the force of coughing, get fevers, ache, and feel like shit in general, all for about a week

Oh god. I normally pace around when I'm on the phone, and just then I noticed my body feels very fatigued. And I think I'm starting to feel a bit unnaturally warm. Ugh. Please just let this be tiredness and asthma and stuff from cleaning. I mean, that's what I put the sore throat down to, as that's what normally happens to me in dusty environments. But the fatigue is bizarre. I didn't do that much cleaning yesterday.

 

[Axver]

Haha, Geelong are fucking caning the Dees. Not that it's a surprise, but Melbourne's only score is a rushed behind, and it's the second quarter!

THEIR POINT IS FROM A RUSHED BEHIND?

Oh my god, that just makes it worse.

Geelong should be fair and call their team off. Send out the under-11s instead. Or maybe send out nobody. They'd still win.

 

[Axver]

Ha, even I recognise that disaster.