Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Superthread.

[Cin]

I have a 23 year old virgin friend. So you're not the oldest one ever yet.


19.

I thought you said 13!!

 

[the tourist]

My first opportunity to lose my virginity was when I was 16. I just decided I didn't want to and the girl then proceeded to get pissed off and break up with me (I chose wisely I guess).

 

[liamcool]

Fixt

Nooooo.

 

[Cin]

Yeah, but let's face it. I'm not even going to have a girlfriend for the next few years, let alone a shag.

not with that attitude!

 

[the tourist]

Yeah, but let's face it. I'm not even going to have a girlfriend for the next few years, let alone a shag.

Maybe we should hire you a hooker for your 22nd birthday. I'd put $5 toward it....

 

[bono_212]

I think the music also lacks a certain richness I feel it should having just listened to Starflyer and Fleet Foxes. Everything sounds like it's miles away instead of crawling up into my ear.

It's REALLY stripped back stuff, that's for sure.

I just love it I don't know what else to say than that 20,000 times

 

[Cin]

My first opportunity to lose my virginity was when I was 16. I just decided I didn't want to and the girl then proceeded to get pissed off and break up with me (I chose wisely I guess).

very wise choice

 

[the tourist]

c'mon folks, truth or there will be a consequence

here here!

 

[liamcool]

Maybe we should hire you a hooker for your 22nd birthday. I'd put $5 toward it....

A minute of phone sex for a minute of pleasure for Ax?

 

[Cin]

Maybe we should hire you a hooker for your 22nd birthday. I'd put $5 toward it....

hell, I'd put $50 towards it

 

[mysterious_jen]

i have a 28 yr virgin friend although there are traumatic reasons behind that for her

 

[the tourist]

It's REALLY stripped back stuff, that's for sure.

I just love it I don't know what else to say than that 20,000 times

So Fleet Foxes to me is Bon Iver to you. And vice versa.

 

[bono_212]

So Fleet Foxes to me is Bon Iver to you. And vice versa.

It looks like it

 

[liamcool]

Dissonant outro to SOAM? Cool.

 

[liamcool]

i have a 28 yr virgin friend although there are traumatic reasons behind that for her

You haven't answered yet, though...:smirk:

 

[bono_212]

God you guys all are making me self-conscious

 

[the tourist]

very wise choice

That and I didn't have a condom and wasn't willing to get dressed, go out in the snow, drive to the nearest convenience store, buy a condom, drive back, get naked, and get her into the mood again.

 

[mysterious_jen]

15 although....

 

[liamcool]

15 although....

Although?

 

[Cin]

That and I didn't have a condom and wasn't willing to get dressed, go out in the snow, drive to the nearest convenience store, buy a condom, drive back, get naked, and get her into the mood again.

and ever since that day you kept one in a safe place

 

[the tourist]

You haven't answered yet, though...:smirk:

She's gonna say something like 8 now and get all self-conscious and you're gonna feel like a jackass.

 

[the tourist]

and ever since that day you kept one in a safe place

Actually no. I haven't used a condom in about 2 years.

 

[Axver]

not with that attitude!

Good point. But can anybody here imagine me falling in love and getting a girlfriend? It seems ridiculous to me. And awkward.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Maybe we should hire you a hooker for your 22nd birthday. I'd put $5 toward it....

Forget getting a hooker. Everybody just buy me a plane ticket to Australia.

 

[liamcool]

She's gonna say something like 8 now and get all self-conscious and you're gonna feel like a jackass.

I was waiting for that to happen. I made a joke about one of my friend's dad a few years ago, and he instantly deadpanned back "my dad's dead."

I felt fucking rotten.

 

[Cin]

God you guys all are making me self-conscious

how's this then. . . .the guy I lost it to is now fat and gross and swills beer all day. the only difference back then is that he wasn't as fat and i was drunk.

sometimes it's better to wait a bit longer

 

[Axver]

Maybe we should hire you a hooker for your 22nd birthday. I'd put $5 toward it....

hell, I'd put $50 towards it

I don't want to have soulless unsex!

 

[the tourist]

Forget getting a hooker. Everybody just buy me a plane ticket to Australia.

... really?

 

[Cin]

Actually no. I haven't used a condom in about 2 years.

So you want to be a young father?

 

[bono_212]

I don't want to have soulless unsex!

Don't you?