Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Superthread.

[the tourist]

It's all perviness to me, this thread or t'other.

And what, pray tell, is wrong with that?

 

[mysterious_jen]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

ive seen and felt it in the flesh trust me

and you havent nah nah

 

[liamcool]

But you hate sex.

So do you, judging from your lack of it.

 

[the tourist]

if she's a 10 what am i?

-4.

 

[Cin]

If she's a 10 what am I?

depends, what cup size are you?

 

[Axver]

So do you, judging from your lack of it.

Lack of =/= hate for.

 

[mysterious_jen]

depends, what cup size are you?

babe you on fire tonight,
i was going to say - well your a man for a start!

 

[the tourist]

So do you, judging from your lack of it.

Oh snap!

(Liam's the dog, Ax is the cat)

 

[Cin]

ive seen and felt it in the flesh trust me

and you havent nah nah

she speaks the truth. . . .I rate Jen 11 out of 10

 

[liamcool]

-4.

Thanks for your care and support.

 

[the tourist]

So I take it you're both, like 34D?

 

[mysterious_jen]

she speaks the truth. . . .I rate Jen 11 out of 10

we need to catch up again ....
i look better now than the last time i saw you

 

[liamcool]

Oh snap!

(Liam's the dog, Ax is the cat)

That is cruel and inhumane.

Keep it up.

 

[the tourist]

Thanks for your care and support.

Always here for your support. Like your sports bra.

 

[liamcool]

we need to catch up again ....
i look better now than the last time i saw you

:whateverthegoddamnsmileyis:

:ithinkigotitthistime:

 

[bono_212]

But you hate sex.

says who

 

[mysterious_jen]

So I take it you're both, like 34D?

thats a DD.

 

[liamcool]

Always here for your support. Like your sports bra.

Well. The only bra I have is your fiancee's.

 

[the tourist]

That is cruel and inhumane.

Keep it up.

I thought you'd appreciate it, you scabby old cunt.

 

[Cin]

So I take it you're both, like 34D?

Jen might be! As for me. . . .the phrase "more than a handful's a waste" springs to mind. But they are perfect.

 

[bono_212]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with that?

I'm just saying perviness is perviness, neither is classier than the other

 

[the tourist]

thats a DD.

The difference between 10 and 11?

 

[mysterious_jen]

i thought you'd appreciate it, you scabby old cunt.

roflmao

 

[Cin]

thats a DD.

 

[the tourist]

Jen might be! As for me. . . .the phrase "more than a handful's a waste" springs to mind. But they are perfect.

So you've got the shape and proportionate thing going.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Jen might be! As for me. . . .the phrase "more than a handful's a waste" springs to mind. But they are perfect.

you just perky all over and delicious

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Fuck. I haven't had sex in like a week

DAMN YOU IMPENDING HOLIDAYS MAKING US BOTH BUSY


I better get some tomorrow

 

[liamcool]

I thought you'd appreciate it, you scabby old cunt.

I'm like the irritating speck of dust that came from absolutely nowhere.

Bonus points if you can name where that quote comes from.

 

[the tourist]

Well. The only bra I have is your fiancee's.

Recycle jokes FTL!

 

[Axver]

says who

Says your U2 taste.