Triumph! A tribute to Lemonade Stand's least favoured couple

[Kieran McConville]

As you will all know by now, I am Zoomerang96's new special friend. Together, we are the couple that nobody ever 'talks about'. But that won't crush the very real 'special friendship' that I know is growing and happening more and more every day.

So fucking congratulate us, goddamnit.

 

[LoveTown]

well...I just don't know what to say to that.

CONGRATS!!!! lol

 

[A_Wanderer]

If I said "congratulations you bastards" would it be considered offensive

 

[LoveTown]

A_Wanderer, I just noticed your sig. Pretzels it says...interesting cuz W can't even be trusted to eat a pretzel without choking on it....he's like a freaking child. lol

 

[Evalicious]

Oh Kieran, you´re doing it again!

I can´t wait to see what Zoomerang96 has got to say
about this!!!!!!!

Zoomy is gonna kill ya , you know.....



*sits down and waits in furore*

 

[Kieran McConville]

Zoomerang96, has nothing to say about this because he is me and I am him. Together we have 'happened' to ourselves and thus I can safely speak for all parties involved.

Thanks for the good wishes guys!

 

[Evalicious]

Alright, glad we cleared that up!

Gongratulations!



*still a little doubtful though*

 

[Screaming Flower]

are you two doing the shit hotdog now?

 

[JessicaAnn]

I one day hope to find the happiness that you and bear have found

 

[Kieran McConville]

You bet we're doing the shit hotdog. You just bet your life on that one.

 

[Tomer]

boo

 

[DaveC]

Well I certainly hope you guys have consummated your relationship.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Well you would, wouldn't you?

Don't worry, it's all perfectly 'legal'.

 

[Evalicious]

I like your picture Kieran!


Is it you???

 

[easytiger]

...

 

[Zoomerang96]

As you will all know by now, I am Zoomerang96's new special friend. Together, we are the couple that nobody ever 'talks about'. But that won't crush the very real 'special friendship' that I know is growing and happening more and more every day.

So fucking congratulate us, goddamnit.

back in the day i thought it would be good to transform myself into someone else by "happening to them". that was about a year and a half ago i guess.

was i ever wrong. this has been the single worst thing to ever happen to me. there's no way for any of you to be able to comprehend the true extent of kieran's disgusting friendship. it's so beyond unimaginable that it's visually and physically evolving into a manifestation of ultratruth.

i've been puking all morning just thinking about it.

 

[AvsGirl41]

I find true synthesis a beautiful and horrifying thing.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Remember to invite us all to your non-legal marriage ceremony.

 

[Zoomerang96]

lmpa, in canada this kind of marriage is not only legal, it's mandatory.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Then I wish you both the best.

 

[Zoomerang96]

thanks, it's not like we even have a choice.

 

[Evalicious]

there´s always a choice

 

[AvsGirl41]

I'm pretty sure when it comes to our beloved Kieran, there isn't. At all.

 

[Evalicious]

i don´t dare to disagree.

 

[Zoomerang96]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey avril.

 

[Calluna]

I am heartbroken.

 

[Evalicious]

And you´ve got myxomatosis, what a bad day!

 

[Calluna]

I know, just when you think it couldn't get any worse....it does.