Axver... I just realised we forgot God Defend New Zealand & Advance Australia Fair
At the conclusion of the game all New Zealand and Australian players and staff will be bussed to North Shore Entertainment Centre where they will be joined by the South African sqaud to perform a "Tri-Nations Musical Spectacular". The tentative setlist is as follows:
New Zealand players enter the stage to rousing applause... they launch into a rendition of:
1. We Are The Champions: Tana Umaga ft. All Black Choir conducted by Ghraham Henry
(Crowd goes insane - All Blacks file off as Wendell Sailor, Lote Tuquri step onto centre stage, Wendell takes the mike "Thsii jlyY1 wEEEE toOKA a ATRiP to SuthO Afrikkka hez ah a FOO SONGzzzz BOT dddat... hIT DA beat mutthAER FOOKaer!")
2. In Da Club : Wendell Sailor & Lote Tuquri
3. Eat You Alive -> Hot Patato -> Working Up An Appetite : Wendell Sailor & Lote Tuquri
(Matt Dunning steps onto the stage as the beat hits Wendell inchorently dedicates the next song to Matt)
4. Ass Like That : Wendell Sailor & Matt Dunning
(Lote & Wendell leave the stage as various vegetables appear on stage via the crowd - Percy Montgomery enters)
5. Barbie Girl -> Pretty Fly For A White Guy: Percy Montgomery
(Crowd finds the irony as Percy leaves the stage - special guest Neil Finn arrive to play a short set)
6. Can You Hear Us?: Neil Finn
7. Message To My Girl: Neil Finn (Dedicated to various members of Australian front row)
(Sean Fitzpatrick walks across stage - causing Neil to go into a impromptu version of...)
8. There Goes God: Neil Finn
(Neil exits the stage as Smit & Habana of South Africa enter wearing Lion masks and fake tails made out of readily available art & craft suplies - they apologize for their late arrival and say their taxi was slow, unlike those at home....)
9. 500 In My Taxi
(They then announce the "Lekker Afrikainise Medly")
10. In The Jungle -> Can You Feel The Love Tonight? -> Zulu Wardance -> Mugabe Repossessed My Farm (E-I-E-I-O) -> Seconds -> I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts.
(They exit as Andrew Merthens, Carlos Spencer & Justin Marshall appear via Sattelite from England to sing...)
11. London Calling -> Money: Merthens, Marshall, Spencer
(Daneil Carter, Rico Gear, Aaron Mauger and Richie McCaw appear Daniel introduces the song "We are a band from Christchurch Village, New Zealand, and like many small insignificant villages, it has its shite and it has its bad, this is a song about our hometown, it's called Bad")
12. Michael Jacksons "Bad" -> U2's "Bad" -> Hate This Place: Cantab-4
(They Exit, Australian Rugby Union CEO Enters, summoning George Greegan)
13. Take A Walk -> Nanananana Hey Hey, Goodbye
(Eddie Jones enters stage)
14. I Will Follow: Eddie Jones
(All New Zealand & South African players enter stage for grande finale)
15. Why Don't You Get A Job?
Crowd leaves satisfied, despite not hearing
Haka -> Stories For Boys.