Top ten reasons why I love Deathbear...

[daafish]

Hey kids!

I know that my life on this forum has been short ? and may come to an abrupt halt after this, but I?d just like to say that there is a certain someone who?s made a difference here on the forum. And I?m not talking about Sicy?.hmmm?.okay, so there?s two people that have made a difference here. One is Sicy and the other is deathbear! Yes, that?s right, our teacher, or mentor,?.DEATHBEAR! So, I?d like express my appreciation to deathbear in a ten top titled?

?THE TOP TEN REASONS I LOVE DEATHBEAR??

10. He wears superman underoos to Radiohead concerts while expressing his love for Edge?s guitar playing to Thom York
9. He knows Sicy! Nuff Said
8. He watched in excitement as he saw ?Spatula licker? lick Salome?s ball off his electoral podium and squash it!
7. He loves to think he?s in charge even though Elvis is the king!!!
6. He comes up with interesting yet perplexing topics that can only be deciphered after a couple of bong hits
5. The way he moves in a dress as he?s cha cha-ing on the bar and mankissing himself at the local club
4. His hardcore journalistic tactics! How he conducts interviews with Thom York despite the fact that he?s in concert busy cracking skulls
3. He figures that if he wins the forum election, maybe his ?Go Canada? party might win a spot on next weeks Simpsons episode
2. He keeps me reassured that I?ll be the focus of his next ?Newbies must die!!!? thread
1. He loves to bash newbies!....like me after he reads this top ten!


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"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[Sicy]

Oh man.. you are SO dead.

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

*licks lips, groans



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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Heh, good work whoretense, I had almost forgotten that you copyrighted the name of the city I live in.

:uglygreentrollwithgiantwoodenclubofdeathwithwhichtobashBathtimeFunWhoretense
andreclaimLondonOntarioCanadatoitsrightfulownersandresidents:

[This message has been edited by Sicy (edited 05-22-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

Fox fire fix that damn horizontal scroll before I kick your ass.

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Just kick it, into shape, shape it up, its not to late, to kick it, kick it good!

dun dun dun dun dun! *music notes*

 

[diamond]

Well, I will give him one accolade, he is clever.
Now shut up Bear.
thank you-
diamond

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AIM= diamondbruno9

 

[Lurk the Dog]

 

[guaca]

BAH!!!! You did it - good job daafish good job...ten rounds of applause

LOL!!!

 

[ABEL]

aah...I always love a good game of truth or dare, lmao

Takes a brave soul to play Truth or Dare "interference style"

*remembers one nite in chat we played truth or dare, and I had to post that I was really a Marylin Manson fan and had purple spiked hair, lol

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[Spatula Licker]

*licks mr. fish after asking sicy's permission

 

[FlyGirl]

Originally posted by daafish:
playing to Thom York

Yorke. Yorke. Silent E. And I'm not deathbear's fly girl either.

...Getting out of this thread.

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i'm too busy to see you
you're too busy to wait

 

[Sicy]

Smart Ass.

 

[daafish]

Originally posted by WhackaMole:
BAH!!!! You did it - good job daafish good job...ten rounds of applause

LOL!!!

Thanks Whackamole, Diamond and Abel!

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"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[foray]

1. He
2. Makes
3. Me
4. Feel
5. That
6. Much
7. Smarter
8. and
9. Cleverer.
10. truly.

floorspray

 

[Zoomerang96]

im not quite sure what to make of this, but thank you, i guess.

its very flattering.

for this thread, at the moment anyway, i will reserve my campaign energies, and simply display my gratitude for the kind gestures.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by foray:
floorspray

Thats your best one yet.

 

[Sicy]

Are you not feeling well again bear?

Do you need to go to the doctor?

Does your stomach hurt?

 

[Zoomerang96]

im violently upset at all things baseball.

plus i cant fall asleep now, i just woke up for no reason and cant fall back.



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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[daafish]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
plus i cant fall asleep now, i just woke up for no reason and cant fall back.

Have you tried watching Major League Baseball? It'll put you to sleep quicker than Roger Clemens fastball.

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"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[Zoomerang96]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
im violently upset at all things baseball.

what does this say again?



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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[Sicy]

* shoves sleeping pills down bear's throat

 

[Zoomerang96]

*shoves something else down sicy's throat

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[daafish]

* shoves strawberries and cream ice cream down throat and goes to bed

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"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[Sicy]

You're dead bear.

* takes some ice cream instead


[This message has been edited by Sicy (edited 05-22-2002).]