top 5 humorous headlines you'd like to see in tommorrow's paper

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JOFO

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of course we'd all like to see "world peace declared", etc.
let's keep it light and funny.
I'll go first:


1. "U2 to perform private concert in JOFO's backyard; Bono grilling burgers inbetween tunes".

2. "Scott Stapp fired from job as toliet cleaner; looking for employment in the garbage collection industry".

3. "Britney Spears enters academy to become a nun; kicked out for lip-synching prayers".

4. "JOFO injured when struck by bag of money falling from the sky; Kirsten Dunst on the scene to revive him".

5. "Posting at Interference.com proven to enhance sexual prowess".




:up: :p
 
Bono and Edge run away to live together, abondaning their music for their love

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