This Is Rather Bizarre...

**Sicy** · 01-07-2002, 04:03 PM

Screaming Flower · 01-07-2002, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sicy:

that is diamondterrifying.

Gina Marie · 01-07-2002, 04:08 PM

OMG Sicy-ROTFLMAO!!!!

Thanks for that one.

Can't we send him over there?

Matthew_Page2000 · 01-07-2002, 04:58 PM

Salt Lake City isn't exactly the most ethnically diverse city in the world. Panicked Mormons have probably been turning cab drivers and Slushy Mart employees in to the FBI.
"Hello? Is this the FBI tip line? I'm calling from Salt Lake City. It's HIM. Bin Laden! Of course I'm sure! What sort of idiot do you think I am? What did he look like? Well, he had a long beard, swarthy skin and a head wrap thingie. Hello? Hello? The FBI just hung up on me!"

MAP

MAP

**Sicy** · 01-07-2002, 05:05 PM

Shhhhhhhit I forgot he's trying to behave.....

* hides this thread from diamond

Gina Marie · 01-08-2002, 03:31 AM

Salt Lake Has Eye Out for Bin Laden

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (Reuters) - He has been spotted driving on the Inter-State, strolling through the mall and eating a Big Mac.

Call it paranoia, a bad case of the jitters or just wishful thinking but there has been a rash of Osama bin Laden sightings in and around Salt Lake City with the 2002 Winter Olympic now just over a month away.

The FBI has confirmed it had received over two-dozen calls from Utah residents convinced they had spotted the world's most wanted man, believing bin Laden had slipped through the U.S. military's Afghanistan dragnet and hiding out in the mountains that will soon play host to the Winter Games.

``I don't have an exact number but there have probably been around 25 reported sightings,'' said FBI spokesperson Kevin Eaton. ``A lot of them are just things you can't follow up on like, I saw Bin Laden driving down the Inter-State in a Volkswagen or getting a drink at the 7-11 in Provo.''

Sounds like all those 'Elvis sightings'.

Hmmm-I wonder what his favorite Slurpee flavor is.

Has anyone seen him at their local mall?

Screaming Flower · 01-08-2002, 03:34 AM

weird.

hiphop · 01-08-2002, 03:34 AM

Yahoooooooooooo he IS Elvis, ever thought to that? Made a diet.
This world is so f***** - up crazy that it always surprises me newly. Kind of entertaining...

U2ME3 · 01-08-2002, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

Has anyone seen him at their local mall?

Yeah, I saw him buying the new Creed album.

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And oh as I fade away they'll all look at me and say,
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**Sicy** · 01-08-2002, 03:36 AM

Shit, is that who I ran over with my car this morning??

Screaming Flower · 01-08-2002, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2ME3:
Yeah, I saw him buying the new Creed album.

lol.

tiny dancer · 01-08-2002, 03:39 AM

Scary.:ekk:

Gina Marie · 01-08-2002, 03:43 AM

Well, looks like he was in California too..

Gina Marie · 01-08-2002, 03:48 AM

I saw him on TV

No Volkswagen here..

He's been in Texas too

They could have caught him here...

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 01-07-2002).]

01-07-2002, 04:03 PM	#1
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,103 Local Time: 11:17 AM	__________________

01-08-2002, 03:31 AM	#6
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 01:17 PM	This Is Rather Bizarre... Salt Lake Has Eye Out for Bin Laden SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (Reuters) - He has been spotted driving on the Inter-State, strolling through the mall and eating a Big Mac. Call it paranoia, a bad case of the jitters or just wishful thinking but there has been a rash of Osama bin Laden sightings in and around Salt Lake City with the 2002 Winter Olympic now just over a month away. The FBI has confirmed it had received over two-dozen calls from Utah residents convinced they had spotted the world's most wanted man, believing bin Laden had slipped through the U.S. military's Afghanistan dragnet and hiding out in the mountains that will soon play host to the Winter Games. ``I don't have an exact number but there have probably been around 25 reported sightings,'' said FBI spokesperson Kevin Eaton. ``A lot of them are just things you can't follow up on like, I saw Bin Laden driving down the Inter-State in a Volkswagen or getting a drink at the 7-11 in Provo.'' Sounds like all those 'Elvis sightings'. Hmmm-I wonder what his favorite Slurpee flavor is. Has anyone seen him at their local mall?

01-08-2002, 03:48 AM	#14
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 01:17 PM	I saw him on TV No Volkswagen here.. He's been in Texas too They could have caught him here... [This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 01-07-2002).] __________________

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01-07-2002, 04:08 PM	#3
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 01:17 PM	OMG Sicy-ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks for that one. Can't we send him over there?

01-07-2002, 04:58 PM	#4
Matthew_Page2000 War Child Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 873 Local Time: 11:17 AM	Salt Lake City isn't exactly the most ethnically diverse city in the world. Panicked Mormons have probably been turning cab drivers and Slushy Mart employees in to the FBI. "Hello? Is this the FBI tip line? I'm calling from Salt Lake City. It's HIM. Bin Laden! Of course I'm sure! What sort of idiot do you think I am? What did he look like? Well, he had a long beard, swarthy skin and a head wrap thingie. Hello? Hello? The FBI just hung up on me!" MAP MAP

01-07-2002, 05:05 PM	#5
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,103 Local Time: 11:17 AM	Shhhhhhhit I forgot he's trying to behave..... * hides this thread from diamond

01-08-2002, 03:34 AM	#7
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 01:17 PM	weird.

01-08-2002, 03:34 AM	#8
hiphop Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: in the jungle Posts: 7,410 Local Time: 08:17 PM	Yahoooooooooooo he IS Elvis, ever thought to that? Made a diet. This world is so f***** - up crazy that it always surprises me newly. Kind of entertaining...

01-08-2002, 03:36 AM	#10
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,103 Local Time: 11:17 AM	Shit, is that who I ran over with my car this morning??

01-08-2002, 03:39 AM	#12
tiny dancer Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: small town Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 96,451 Local Time: 06:17 PM	Scary.:ekk:

01-08-2002, 03:43 AM	#13
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 01:17 PM	Well, looks like he was in California too..