There's an impostor...

[DaveC]

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=51594

Clearly trying to leach off my legacy of greatness...do not be fooled, dear Interferencers. Your beloved tyrant is still here.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Your beloved tyrant is still here.

Whew, for a second there I was scared.

 

[DaveC]

I was scared too.

For I thought I was the target of an insipid plot to commit a coup d'etat and usurp my position.

But fear not, my loyal subjects. I promise to crush this insurrection with all the destructive power at my disposal.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hitting the bong a little early today, Hunter Jr.?

 

[Kieran McConville]

I emailed DaveB and he told me he's 'definitely' the edge, guys.

 

[Zoomerang96]

guys, did you hear that? kieran emailed daveb and was told that he's "definitely" the edge, guys.

 

[DaveC]

Hitting the bong a little early today, Hunter Jr.?

No, I've managed to upgrade to opiates thanks to my shredded ankle.

Someone ought to call Elvis, he will want to set up an interview immediately.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

No, I've managed to upgrade to opiates thanks to my shredded ankle.

I forgot about that.

 

[DaveC]

Perhaps Kieran would like some shredded ankle to go with his shit & intestine sausages?

Prepare a feast! Kill the fattened calf!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Is there a DaveA as well?

 

[DaveC]

There better not be

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You realize, alphabetically he is your superior?

 

[DaveC]

Insubordination!!

Watch out or I'll have you thrown into the tiger cage.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'll be good...

 

[DaveC]

That's more like it.

Interferencers, subjects, take an example from our young friend Elfa here.

Let's hope it's not a bad example...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'll be good...

Well, that's no fun.

 

[zonelistener]

I heard daveb is a HUGE fan of the U.S. Junior Nationals hockey team! Oh, and a Cowboy fan.

 

[DaveC]

I heard daveb is a HUGE fan of the U.S. Junior Nationals hockey team! Oh, and a Cowboy fan.

I think he must be from bizarro world.

This means that I have to start placing spies and lookouts on the bizarro border to prevent further incursions.

Perhaps I'll build a fence to stop illegal immigration.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

eh hem...

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=47917

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=46800

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

^

Meeeeeeemorieeeees

:runsandhides:

 

[DaveC]

eh hem...

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=47917

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=46800

But you're not Interference's Beloved Tyrant, so you've got fewer usurpers to look out for.

Since I feel badly for you, you can have a job as Official Court Turtle Keeper. Happy?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The new av really suits you, Dave.


















(fyi - I'm just sucking up so I don't get thrown in the tiger cage. )

 

[DaveC]

The new av really suits you, Dave.

(fyi - I'm just sucking up so I don't get thrown in the tiger cage. )

This pleases me.

I'm thinking of starting a harem. Applications accepted immediately, females only, must include a photo. I am an Equal Opportunity Employer (except for dudes. no dudes.)

 

[DaveC]

Keep worshiping, citizens of Interference.

 

[LMP]

Thank you, World History, for teaching me what a harem truly is.

NSFW and Beav would make good court jesters.

 

[zonelistener]

eh hem...

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=47917

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=46800

I clearly have the same problem as you guys:

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=27640

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=15942



Um, not the second one, really...

 

[DaveC]

NSFW and Beav would make good court jesters.

That would mean paying both of them on a regular basis.

Perhaps they can be the tenders for my barracuda tank. I've got to keep them healthy and hungry for when my advisors upset me, and they can also keep the hinges on the trap doors well-greased at all times.

The one who survives is the one who gets paid.

 

[LMP]

I thought the girls from Heart had that job covered?

 

[DaveC]

it's a way to knock off a potential rival

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's our Dave, always thinking.