The Worst Song Lyrics Ever....

Elvis Presley · 07-28-2005, 08:48 AM

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/07/27/142802.php

Brilliant.....

u2popmofo · 07-28-2005, 08:52 AM

Haha, that's great.

I like the Coldplay song though. (.....and the Warrant one too....)

beegee · 07-28-2005, 10:04 AM

that was great

i could have read 100 of those

impy13 · 07-28-2005, 10:28 AM

Coldplay and Pete Yorn getting bashed...

This guy clearly hasn't heard "Wait (The Whisper Song)" yet.

Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
I'm gon' beat that pussy up

Poetic, Ying Yang. Reeaaaall poetic.

Moonlit_Angel · 07-28-2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Is it a G-rated version of rodent pornography?

Quote:

A little research on muskrat mating activities led to the discovery that muskrats are promiscuous. Is Susie about to have a one night stand? Didn't somebody warn her about the likes of Muskrat Sam? Or is Sam the exception to the rule? Stay tuned......

...that really is a stupid song...

Also, while the Meatloaf song isn't exactly terrible, imo, at the same time, those lyrics were a bit strange. So, you want her and need her, but you won't love her? Well, gee, that's nice...

And I noticed it mentioned in the comments thing, but yeah, Barry didn't write "I Write The Songs", ironically. Which makes that song even more strange.

One lyric I didn't see in there that I really think should be included was one from Justin Timberlake's CD...don't know right now which song it was from, but it goes, "You're out of this world, except you're not green."

Uh-huh...

Angela

LMP · 07-28-2005, 12:15 PM

Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."?

and the instant classic: "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"?

The Killers have the worst lyrics of any new bands that have come out in the past couple of years in my opinion

But it gets stuck in my head ALL the time

*BOOMCHAA!* · 07-28-2005, 12:40 PM

Moonlit_Angel · 07-28-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by LemonMacPhisto
Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."?

...I think that line's funny.

Angela

discothequeLP · 07-28-2005, 02:16 PM

i think killers lyrics are great. they kind of don't mean anything, and the sounds and syllables match the notes.

to mr. flowers

LMP · 07-28-2005, 10:22 PM

I think they're the perfect radio band, and have extremely catchy songs, and it is funny. But they're just the flavor of the month

Elvis Presley · 07-29-2005, 09:10 AM

Seriously, that John Mayer lyric is horrid...

Se7en · 07-29-2005, 10:09 AM

why didn't "the air is heavy, heavy as a truck" make the list? that's far worse than most things listed.

Tennis05 · 07-29-2005, 10:28 AM

R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, any of the 5 chpaters, are the worst lyrics i have ever heard. in addition, gwen stefani's i aint no holla back girl and papa roach's the stars are real or wutever go on my list. horrid music. we are living in the unprecedented time period of the worst music ever.

zumanity42 · 07-30-2005, 07:07 PM

total agreement on the stefani song. you can't get away from it.

every time i hear it i cringe.

80sU2isBest · 07-30-2005, 09:43 PM

One of the worst lyrics I ever heard was while I was in church one day. We were singing a hymn and all of a sudden there was a line about space exploration. I kid you not.

typhoon · 07-31-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by Se7en
why didn't "the air is heavy, heavy as a truck" make the list? that's far worse than most things listed.

It would make the others look too good.

IWasBored · 07-31-2005, 01:33 AM

is there any mention of 50 cent's gem, clickty clack clickty clack the money goes into my piggy bank...or whatever the line exactly is? that's a winner if i've ever heard it.

Axver · 07-31-2005, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LemonMacPhisto
Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."?

and the instant classic: "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"?

The Killers have the worst lyrics of any new bands that have come out in the past couple of years in my opinion

But it gets stuck in my head ALL the time

Agreed! Easily some of the shittiest lyrics of all time. "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" makes the aforementioned Electrical Storm line look not just good but great.

Though I'm surprised no-one's mentioned Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy by Big And Rich. Just the title is proof of my point.

typhoon · 07-31-2005, 02:12 AM

Q: How heavy is the air?

A:

As heavy as a midsize passenger vehicle?

No, man. Think heavier.

Take a step back.

Put it into perspective.

Wrap your mind around it.

Heavy as a truck.

THAT'S REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.

Se7en · 07-31-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axver

Agreed! Easily some of the shittiest lyrics of all time. "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" makes the aforementioned Electrical Storm line look not just good but great.

...heavy as a truck...

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07-28-2005, 10:04 AM	#3
beegee Neon Zebra Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: southern nevada Posts: 10,609 Local Time: 04:13 PM	that was great i could have read 100 of those

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impy13 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,414 Local Time: 01:13 PM	Coldplay and Pete Yorn getting bashed... This guy clearly hasn't heard "Wait (The Whisper Song)" yet. Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick I'm gon' beat that pussy up Poetic, Ying Yang. Reeaaaall poetic.

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LMP Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 37,609 Local Time: 06:13 PM	Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."? and the instant classic: "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"? The Killers have the worst lyrics of any new bands that have come out in the past couple of years in my opinion But it gets stuck in my head ALL the time

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discothequeLP Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 8,095 Local Time: 05:13 PM	i think killers lyrics are great. they kind of don't mean anything, and the sounds and syllables match the notes. to mr. flowers

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LMP Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 37,609 Local Time: 06:13 PM	I think they're the perfect radio band, and have extremely catchy songs, and it is funny. But they're just the flavor of the month

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Elvis Presley Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: eachnotesecure.com Posts: 5,058 Local Time: 08:13 PM	Seriously, that John Mayer lyric is horrid...

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Se7en Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: all around in the dark - everywhere Posts: 3,531 Local Time: 07:13 PM	why didn't "the air is heavy, heavy as a truck" make the list? that's far worse than most things listed.

07-29-2005, 10:28 AM	#13
Tennis05 The Fly Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 143 Local Time: 12:13 AM	R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, any of the 5 chpaters, are the worst lyrics i have ever heard. in addition, gwen stefani's i aint no holla back girl and papa roach's the stars are real or wutever go on my list. horrid music. we are living in the unprecedented time period of the worst music ever.

07-30-2005, 07:07 PM	#14
zumanity42 War Child Join Date: May 2005 Location: under a desert sky Posts: 932 Local Time: 04:13 PM	total agreement on the stefani song. you can't get away from it. every time i hear it i cringe.

07-30-2005, 09:43 PM	#15
80sU2isBest Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,970 Local Time: 07:13 PM	One of the worst lyrics I ever heard was while I was in church one day. We were singing a hymn and all of a sudden there was a line about space exploration. I kid you not.

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IWasBored Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 36,783 Local Time: 08:13 PM	is there any mention of 50 cent's gem, clickty clack clickty clack the money goes into my piggy bank...or whatever the line exactly is? that's a winner if i've ever heard it.

07-31-2005, 02:12 AM	#19
typhoon New Yorker Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 3,020 Local Time: 05:13 PM	Q: How heavy is the air? A: As heavy as a midsize passenger vehicle? No, man. Think heavier. Take a step back. Put it into perspective. Wrap your mind around it. Heavy as a truck. THAT'S REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.