The Ultimate "Simpsons" Quote Thread - Page 9

DrMusk · 04-24-2003, 09:36 AM

hahah true that

Stories for Boys · 04-24-2003, 10:39 AM

why are you lauging at me? do you find it humerous that this is the largest car i could afford?

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-24-2003, 01:08 PM

hey look everybody. it's the boy who laughs at all of us. let's all point and laugh at him.

BVS · 04-24-2003, 03:13 PM

Ralph: "My daddy shoots people."

mmmBono · 04-24-2003, 03:24 PM

Homer:
Wooooooohooooooooo!! Look at that blubber fly!!!
*one of my favourite episodes EVER*

apologies in advance if this has been posted already, I haven't looked at the whole thread yet

cujo · 06-04-2003, 02:12 AM

Hubba, hubba.
Capital Knockers.

- Sideshow Bob.

Headache in a Suitcase · 06-04-2003, 09:05 AM

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is.
-Homer Jay

HeartlandGirl · 06-04-2003, 12:56 PM

"Tonight I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!"

-Apu

HeartlandGirl · 06-04-2003, 10:52 PM

I saw this one last night:

Homer watching Marge kiss Artie Ziff at the fake prom:

"If Marge marries Artie, then I'll never be born!"

Edgeman · 06-04-2003, 11:52 PM

"marge, do we have one of those things...you...dig...?"

"You mean a spoon?"

"Yeah...gimmie gimmie gimmie!"

notiti · 06-05-2003, 12:53 AM

Homer: Step aside Marge - sensitive love letters are my forte. "Dear baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Headache in a Suitcase · 06-05-2003, 06:22 PM

-Why are you building a chapel?
-'cause you're all horriable sinners.
-since when?
-since i got here. now grab a stone or go to hell

bono_man2002 · 06-06-2003, 05:47 AM

not really a qutoe...but you know that episode where homer has all the money from mr.burns
then homer goes and buys all the toys from the store....
and that guy that works at the store is on the phone
"noo"
"noo"
"ahhyeeeesss"

cracks me up all the time

HeartlandGirl · 06-10-2003, 11:35 PM

"The Dead have risen and are voting Republican!"

Headache in a Suitcase · 07-29-2003, 05:58 PM

Badger my ass. It's probably Milhouse.

u2popmofo · 07-29-2003, 07:03 PM

Looks like this year is gonna be an imagination Christmas!!

Elvis Presley · 07-29-2003, 07:51 PM

See, the thing about my family, theres Marge, Bart, girl Bart, and the one that never talks....

Headache in a Suitcase · 07-30-2003, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by u2popmofo
Looks like this year is gonna be an imagination Christmas!!

Yay!!! Imagination Christmas! I want a pogo stick... boing boing boing

u2popmofo · 07-30-2003, 05:50 AM

100 million dollars!!! I'll finally have enough money to get what I've always wanted, A CRAZY STRIPPER WIFE!!!! I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest wife you've ever seen! - Grandpa

u2popmofo · 07-30-2003, 05:51 AM

So Milhouse, how does it feel to be riding on a girls' bike? - Bart
Disturbingly comfortable! - Milhouse

04-24-2003, 09:36 AM	#161
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Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 02:26 PM	why are you lauging at me? do you find it humerous that this is the largest car i could afford? __________________

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u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 01:26 PM	So Milhouse, how does it feel to be riding on a girls' bike? - Bart Disturbingly comfortable! - Milhouse __________________

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04-24-2003, 01:08 PM	#163
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,024 Local Time: 03:26 PM	hey look everybody. it's the boy who laughs at all of us. let's all point and laugh at him.

04-24-2003, 03:13 PM	#164
BVS Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: between my head and heart Posts: 41,232 Local Time: 02:26 PM	Ralph: "My daddy shoots people."

04-24-2003, 03:24 PM	#165
mmmBono Refugee Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: blarneyville Posts: 1,831 Local Time: 07:26 PM	Homer: Wooooooohooooooooo!! Look at that blubber fly!!! one of my favourite episodes EVER apologies in advance if this has been posted already, I haven't looked at the whole thread yet

06-04-2003, 02:12 AM	#166
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 01:26 PM	Hubba, hubba. Capital Knockers. - Sideshow Bob.

06-04-2003, 09:05 AM	#167
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,024 Local Time: 03:26 PM	Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is. -Homer Jay

06-04-2003, 12:56 PM	#168
HeartlandGirl Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix Posts: 7,166 Local Time: 12:26 PM	"Tonight I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!" -Apu

06-04-2003, 10:52 PM	#169
HeartlandGirl Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix Posts: 7,166 Local Time: 12:26 PM	I saw this one last night: Homer watching Marge kiss Artie Ziff at the fake prom: "If Marge marries Artie, then I'll never be born!"

06-04-2003, 11:52 PM	#170
Edgeman Refugee Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,324 Local Time: 12:26 PM	"marge, do we have one of those things...you...dig...?" "You mean a spoon?" "Yeah...gimmie gimmie gimmie!"

06-05-2003, 12:53 AM	#171
notiti Refugee Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Kong Studios Posts: 1,336 Local Time: 04:26 AM	Homer: Step aside Marge - sensitive love letters are my forte. "Dear baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

06-05-2003, 06:22 PM	#172
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,024 Local Time: 03:26 PM	-Why are you building a chapel? -'cause you're all horriable sinners. -since when? -since i got here. now grab a stone or go to hell

06-06-2003, 05:47 AM	#173
bono_man2002 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In the wrong band Posts: 28,503 Local Time: 06:26 AM	not really a qutoe...but you know that episode where homer has all the money from mr.burns then homer goes and buys all the toys from the store.... and that guy that works at the store is on the phone "noo" "noo" "ahhyeeeesss" cracks me up all the time

06-10-2003, 11:35 PM	#174
HeartlandGirl Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix Posts: 7,166 Local Time: 12:26 PM	"The Dead have risen and are voting Republican!"

07-29-2003, 05:58 PM	#175
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,024 Local Time: 03:26 PM	Badger my ass. It's probably Milhouse.

07-29-2003, 07:03 PM	#176
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 01:26 PM	Looks like this year is gonna be an imagination Christmas!!

07-29-2003, 07:51 PM	#177
Elvis Presley Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: eachnotesecure.com Posts: 5,058 Local Time: 03:26 PM	See, the thing about my family, theres Marge, Bart, girl Bart, and the one that never talks....

07-30-2003, 05:50 AM	#179
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 01:26 PM	100 million dollars!!! I'll finally have enough money to get what I've always wanted, A CRAZY STRIPPER WIFE!!!! I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest wife you've ever seen! - Grandpa