The Ultimate "Simpsons" Quote Thread - Page 2

cujo · 03-10-2003, 12:43 AM

"no beer and no tv makes Homer go CRAZY"

Hallelujah Here She Comes · 03-10-2003, 12:47 AM

"Hey everyone. Larry Flynt is right." -Homer

"Hidey ho neglectorinos!!" -Flanders

Hallelujah Here She Comes · 03-10-2003, 12:54 AM

"Hey, are you hugging the TV again??" -Homer

"Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college." -Homer

"Bart, stop pestering Satan!" -Marge

"I'm so f***ing embarrassed..." -Marge

Stories for Boys · 03-10-2003, 12:59 AM

the leader is good, the leader is great. we surrender our will as of this date

who robs catfish of their sight? who rigs every oscar night? we do...we do...

buenos di-ding-diddly-dias

good day...diddly...doodley

aren't you a good little crustacean?
did you, like, learn that from a teacher?
no...no............i saw it on baywatch!
oh....baywatch...cool...heh...oh....david hasselhof...

cujo · 03-10-2003, 01:08 AM

"Escape from Baboon County USA"

*TaylorMae* · 03-10-2003, 01:09 AM

"Lukes father is chewbacca! Oh!"-Comic book store guy

"Remember Alf!? He's back! In Pog form!"-Milhouse

"Remember when you tried to tell me I never had a goldfish, so why did I have the bowl Bart, WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL!?"-Milhouse

"mmmm unexplained bacon"-homer

"Hm, floor pie"-Homer

"I'm somewhere were I don't know where I am"-Homer

Stories for Boys · 03-10-2003, 01:12 AM

and i sent those monkeys flying like two hairy footballs

they say your folks can't pay the rent, so we're watching you by act of government. i don't know if those allegations are true but you've got us and baby we've got you. babe. we've got you babe...

Hallelujah Here She Comes · 03-10-2003, 01:21 AM

"-I'm a mur-didley-urdler!!!
-If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework"

Stories for Boys · 03-10-2003, 01:28 AM

hello mein family. i have returned.

i'll see you at the island. yes....the island *insert freaky look here*

Ultraviolet Light · 03-10-2003, 01:49 AM

*ahem* *cracks knuckles*

"Join us Homer, it's bliiiiiiiis."

"Red Room. Red Room. *points* Over there."

"Look daddy, I'm a jealous jockey!"
"I'm a torso!"

"See you in hell, brussel sprouts!"

"Ve have Mountain Dew or crab juice."
"Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice!"

Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Alison's Father: Like, er...oh, I don't know, uh...Alec Guinness.
Alison: Genuine class!
Alison's Father: Very good. All right, Lisa, um...Jeremy Irons.
Lisa: Jeremy's...iron.
Alison's Father: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

Bart: I'll dig an outhouse!
Lisa: I'll weed the floor!
Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!
Homer: That's my girl. Let the agriculture begin!

Marge: More tumbleweed, Lisa?
Lisa: No thankth. I'm thtill finithing my thithleth.

"Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for."
"After pie."

Stories for Boys · 03-10-2003, 02:04 AM

glove slap baby glove slap...glove slap, don't take no crap...the glove slap is a little thing that gets you satisfaction....

sp? the scarlett pimpernell???

i'm sorry, what did you say? i was lost in your eyes...........

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

you're right! this does taste like grandma!

cujo · 03-10-2003, 02:35 AM

"I am the Lizard Queen"

cujo · 03-10-2003, 03:07 AM

"awwwww... The Denver Broncos"

"What... what's wrong with the Denver Broncos?"

"You just don't understand football Marge"

"Quick everyone... to the Lemon Tree"

"Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem... maybe that's why we beat them in Football nearly half the time"

u2popmofo · 03-10-2003, 03:09 AM

Simpson, Homer Simpson. I'm the smartest man in history.
From the town of Springfield, I'm about to hit a chestnut tree!

(I have no idea if this one has been done before, I really dont want to read the whole thing. I just couldnt be let out of something like this)

cujo · 03-10-2003, 03:14 AM

D'oh... its already been said.

u2popmofo · 03-10-2003, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cujo
D'oh... its already been said.

I'll try another...

Look at him, standing on his hind legs like that. He looks just like.... Smithers, who is that who's always stading on his hind legs and walking?

Rory Calhoon?

Yes! That's it. He looks just like Rory Calhoon.

cujo · 03-10-2003, 03:22 AM

Mr. Plow that's my name...

u2popmofo · 03-10-2003, 03:24 AM

You rascal - Mr. Burns
You rapscalian - Mr. Burns
You scalliwag - Mr. Burns

I'm quite enjoying this so called "iced cream" - Mr. Burns

I just treated this like the one liners thread - u2popmofo

cujo · 03-10-2003, 03:25 AM

Hey mom our crapshack is going down the toilet

cujo · 03-10-2003, 03:29 AM

Let's visit some homoerotic fantasies from Mr. Smithers:

"you know that dream where they fly in through your window" -Burns

"Oh yes sir" Smithers

"Hello Smithers... you really turn me on"-Burns computer animation

"Just ignore that"- Smithers

"Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers"

...

"Whip it ... licorice whip... whip it... licorice whip... I said whip it... licorice whip" - Smithers

03-10-2003, 12:43 AM	#21
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	"no beer and no tv makes Homer go CRAZY" __________________

03-10-2003, 12:47 AM	#22
Hallelujah Here She Comes Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 3,528 Local Time: 08:42 AM	"Hey everyone. Larry Flynt is right." -Homer "Hidey ho neglectorinos!!" -Flanders __________________

03-10-2003, 03:29 AM	#40
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	Let's visit some homoerotic fantasies from Mr. Smithers: "you know that dream where they fly in through your window" -Burns "Oh yes sir" Smithers "Hello Smithers... you really turn me on"-Burns computer animation "Just ignore that"- Smithers "Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers" ... "Whip it ... licorice whip... whip it... licorice whip... I said whip it... licorice whip" - Smithers __________________

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03-10-2003, 12:54 AM	#23
Hallelujah Here She Comes Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 3,528 Local Time: 08:42 AM	"Hey, are you hugging the TV again??" -Homer "Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college." -Homer "Bart, stop pestering Satan!" -Marge "I'm so f***ing embarrassed..." -Marge

03-10-2003, 12:59 AM	#24
Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 08:42 AM	the leader is good, the leader is great. we surrender our will as of this date who robs catfish of their sight? who rigs every oscar night? we do...we do... buenos di-ding-diddly-dias good day...diddly...doodley aren't you a good little crustacean? did you, like, learn that from a teacher? no...no............i saw it on baywatch! oh....baywatch...cool...heh...oh....david hasselhof...

03-10-2003, 01:08 AM	#25
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	"Escape from Baboon County USA"

03-10-2003, 01:09 AM	#26
TaylorMae Babyface Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Denver,Colorado Posts: 23 Local Time: 06:42 AM	"Lukes father is chewbacca! Oh!"-Comic book store guy "Remember Alf!? He's back! In Pog form!"-Milhouse "Remember when you tried to tell me I never had a goldfish, so why did I have the bowl Bart, WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL!?"-Milhouse "mmmm unexplained bacon"-homer "Hm, floor pie"-Homer "I'm somewhere were I don't know where I am"-Homer

03-10-2003, 01:12 AM	#27
Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 08:42 AM	and i sent those monkeys flying like two hairy footballs they say your folks can't pay the rent, so we're watching you by act of government. i don't know if those allegations are true but you've got us and baby we've got you. babe. we've got you babe...

03-10-2003, 01:21 AM	#28
Hallelujah Here She Comes Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 3,528 Local Time: 08:42 AM	"-I'm a mur-didley-urdler!!! -If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework"

03-10-2003, 01:28 AM	#29
Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 08:42 AM	hello mein family. i have returned. i'll see you at the island. yes....the island insert freaky look here

03-10-2003, 01:49 AM	#30
Ultraviolet Light New Yorker Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,792 Local Time: 09:42 AM	ahem cracks knuckles "Join us Homer, it's bliiiiiiiis." "Red Room. Red Room. points Over there." "Look daddy, I'm a jealous jockey!" "I'm a torso!" "See you in hell, brussel sprouts!" "Ve have Mountain Dew or crab juice." "Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice!" Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. Alison's Father: Like, er...oh, I don't know, uh...Alec Guinness. Alison: Genuine class! Alison's Father: Very good. All right, Lisa, um...Jeremy Irons. Lisa: Jeremy's...iron. Alison's Father: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? Bart: I'll dig an outhouse! Lisa: I'll weed the floor! Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling! Homer: That's my girl. Let the agriculture begin! Marge: More tumbleweed, Lisa? Lisa: No thankth. I'm thtill finithing my thithleth. "Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for." "After pie."

03-10-2003, 02:04 AM	#31
Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 08:42 AM	glove slap baby glove slap...glove slap, don't take no crap...the glove slap is a little thing that gets you satisfaction.... sp? the scarlett pimpernell??? i'm sorry, what did you say? i was lost in your eyes........... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! you're right! this does taste like grandma!

03-10-2003, 02:35 AM	#32
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	"I am the Lizard Queen"

03-10-2003, 03:07 AM	#33
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	"awwwww... The Denver Broncos" "What... what's wrong with the Denver Broncos?" "You just don't understand football Marge" "Quick everyone... to the Lemon Tree" "Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem... maybe that's why we beat them in Football nearly half the time"

03-10-2003, 03:09 AM	#34
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,224 Local Time: 08:42 AM	Simpson, Homer Simpson. I'm the smartest man in history. From the town of Springfield, I'm about to hit a chestnut tree! (I have no idea if this one has been done before, I really dont want to read the whole thing. I just couldnt be let out of something like this)

03-10-2003, 03:14 AM	#35
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	D'oh... its already been said.

03-10-2003, 03:22 AM	#37
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	Mr. Plow that's my name...

03-10-2003, 03:24 AM	#38
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,224 Local Time: 08:42 AM	You rascal - Mr. Burns You rapscalian - Mr. Burns You scalliwag - Mr. Burns I'm quite enjoying this so called "iced cream" - Mr. Burns I just treated this like the one liners thread - u2popmofo

03-10-2003, 03:25 AM	#39
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:42 AM	Hey mom our crapshack is going down the toilet