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Old 03-10-2003, 12:43 AM   #21
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the leader is good, the leader is great. we surrender our will as of this date

who robs catfish of their sight? who rigs every oscar night? we do...we do...

buenos di-ding-diddly-dias

good day...diddly...doodley

aren't you a good little crustacean?
did you, like, learn that from a teacher?
no...no............i saw it on baywatch!
oh....baywatch...cool...heh...oh....david hasselhof...
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and i sent those monkeys flying like two hairy footballs

they say your folks can't pay the rent, so we're watching you by act of government. i don't know if those allegations are true but you've got us and baby we've got you. babe. we've got you babe...
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Alison's Father: Very good. All right, Lisa, um...Jeremy Irons.
Lisa: Jeremy's...iron.
Alison's Father: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

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glove slap baby glove slap...glove slap, don't take no crap...the glove slap is a little thing that gets you satisfaction....

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i'm sorry, what did you say? i was lost in your eyes...........

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

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Old 03-10-2003, 03:07 AM   #33
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Simpson, Homer Simpson. I'm the smartest man in history.
From the town of Springfield, I'm about to hit a chestnut tree!

(I have no idea if this one has been done before, I really dont want to read the whole thing. I just couldnt be let out of something like this)
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D'oh... its already been said.
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D'oh... its already been said.
I'll try another...


Look at him, standing on his hind legs like that. He looks just like.... Smithers, who is that who's always stading on his hind legs and walking?

Rory Calhoon?

Yes! That's it. He looks just like Rory Calhoon.
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:22 AM   #37
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Mr. Plow that's my name...
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:24 AM   #38
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You rascal - Mr. Burns
You rapscalian - Mr. Burns
You scalliwag - Mr. Burns


I'm quite enjoying this so called "iced cream" - Mr. Burns

I just treated this like the one liners thread - u2popmofo
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Hey mom our crapshack is going down the toilet
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:29 AM   #40
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Let's visit some homoerotic fantasies from Mr. Smithers:

"you know that dream where they fly in through your window" -Burns

"Oh yes sir" Smithers


"Hello Smithers... you really turn me on"-Burns computer animation

"Just ignore that"- Smithers

"Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers"

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"Whip it ... licorice whip... whip it... licorice whip... I said whip it... licorice whip" - Smithers
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