The Temple Bar - Zoots Don't Get It On Wit' No Skank ... UYMFA

[Zoots]

What a boring thursday!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Those of lesser skill refer to it as a Pommel Horse. Is that why you "giggle" elfa?

exactly. In the hands of a Gymkata master it truly becomes a Pummel Horse...

 

[mad1]

oh my blowtorch glory lordie!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oh my blowtorch glory lordie!

we really need a translator...

 

[mad1]

why the fuk did I land myself into such sh*t situations that now Im going to have to pull the horses reins and race ahead to beat them, to beat everyone, in order to become more of something I would rather be half the better of, why the FUK did and how the FUK did I get there, shoulda kept me little mouth shut, Im such a pile of fuk.

 

[BoMac]

What a boring thursday!

Are you in Toronto?



Oh hai, everybody!

 

[UberBeaver]

exactly. In the hands of a Gymkata master it truly becomes a Pummel Horse...

Are you dismissing those of us that Master the Bloodsport?

oh my blowtorch glory lordie!

What's the story, blowtorch glory?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

why the fuk did I land myself into such sh*t situations that now Im going to have to pull the horses reins and race ahead to beat them, to beat everyone, in order to become more of something I would rather be half the better of, why the FUK did and how the FUK did I get there, shoulda kept me little mouth shut, Im such a pile of fuk.

have you condsidered starting a blog?

 

[BoMac]

oh my blowtorch glory lordie!

we really need a translator...

I think that was the working title for Oasis' second album.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Are you dismissing those of us that Master the Bloodsport?

never!

 

[mad1]

this is NOT fuking funny, my life is over, dear jaysus patchcake sh*t, I had better go jump on that boy now before I end up doubled over like a nervous dump that finds my own screwed up fingers more fascinating than the life surrounding. FUK!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

this is NOT fuking funny, my life is over, dear jaysus patchcake sh*t, I had better go jump on that boy now before I end up doubled over like a nervous dump that finds my own screwed up fingers more fascinating than the life surrouding. FUK!

I was serious, you should start a blog.

 

[Zoots]

The next time I try to scroll up a page on this site and it moves me to the last post, I'm gonna put my fist thru the monitor!

 

[UberBeaver]

this is NOT fuking funny, my life is over, dear jaysus patchcake sh*t, I had better go jump on that boy now before I end up doubled over like a nervous dump that finds my own screwed up fingers more fascinating than the life surrounding. FUK!

Go get em, Tiger! Good luck! Though it sounded to me like you don't really want whatever it is are trying to get. Unless you're having two different conversations at once, which is understandable, I do it all the time.

 

[mad1]

oh my gawd, oh my, how? how the...why? why the FUK did I? Im such a pile of twisted titty elastic, I need to go climb into a safe and wraparound myself until life is over, because, hey, it sure as hell IS NOW!

dumb dumb DUMB


you are such an eejit , you are SUCH a feckij .....it will help you, but you are such an eejit girl,.

 

[UberBeaver]

oh my gawd, oh my, how? how the...why? why the FUK did I? Im such a pile of twisted titty elastic, I need to go climb into a safe and wraparound myself until life is over, because, hey, it sure as hell IS NOW!

dumb dumb DUMB


you are such an eejit , you are SUCH a feckij .....it will help you, but you are such an eejit girl,.

AH HA! You're play mad libs, aren't you? Or are they mad1 libs?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

AH HA! You're play mad libs, aren't you? Or are they mad1 libs?

good call...

"a pile of twisted titty elastic"

 

[Zoots]

Are you in Toronto?

lol, you and your Toronto/Montreal comparisons!

I'm bored cos I'm at work, my boss is on vacation and there's nothing much to do. I wouldn't be bored if it was Friday evening. There's plenty to do in NYC/NJ. No need to move to Toronto/Montreal.

 

[mad1]

*looks into mirror*


just remember girl, you are screwed, you are so FUKING SCREWED, this is it, its now or never, so fooking do it, before life is the never at the present which you dont want in the future, UNDERFUKINGSTAND?


















*refreshes self*


sorry about that folks

whats a blog?

hows everyone? ZOOT

 

[BoMac]

lol, you and your Toronto/Montreal comparisons!

I'm bored cos I'm at work, my boss is on vacation and there's nothing much to do. I wouldn't be bored if it was Friday evening. There's plenty to do in NYC/NJ. No need to move to Toronto/Montreal.

Well, I dunno, you said you were bored so I assumed....

 

[UberBeaver]

How come Fuck doesn't have a C in Norn Ireland?

 

[Zoots]

mad1, what's wrong? Something about your twisted titty elastic?

 

[BoMac]

Beav, I just noticed your location.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

whats a blog?

It's a place where you can ramble all you want and people will think you are deep instead of crazy... works wonders for some.

 

[mad1]

everything I said was real.

it was a moment of self-oh-sh*t.

dont worry about it.

but Zoo, my life is about to blow into a thousand candy pieces and come back at me as glass shards.

I love u man.

when you are in NYC?

 

[UberBeaver]

Beav, I just noticed your location.

lol, I keep meaning to change it back, thanks.

 

[BoMac]

It's a place where you can ramble all you want and people will think you are deep instead of crazy... works wonders for some.

Elfa, I believe you posted a link to an excellent blog yesterday. That was deep indeed.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, so let me get this straight:

Zoots is bored, BoMac thought Zoots moved to TO, Beav and Dalton are obsessed with Jean Claude Van Damme gifs, and mad's life is falling apart and elfa wants her to document said falling apart ina blog.

Am I all caught up here?

 

[Zoots]

when you are in NYC?

Only all the time. Why? You visitin?

 

[mad1]

everyone here thinks Im crazy?

Im not crazy!

Im just not in-between the upper and lower depth of life.